All wings, no point: sounds like a comic farce about airline pilots! RAWR! 

The same, but different. Also the same. 

buncha bricklayers 

Carsen and his Unlikely Lads 

"LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS" -Roy Williams

Ohio State is about as good as Penn State, Maryland, and Nebraska. Michigan is better than those teams.

Indiana ain't Indiana anymore and I'm having a pout about it 

he's gone, right?

There's an art to deploying the "Rutger" version of Rutgers. You can't use it incessantly, lest it descend into juvenile namecalling. it must be sprinkled in to emphasize the rutger. It's like salt: a pinch here and there can amp up natural flavors. Too much and all you taste is salt. 

Will James Franklin try to call timeout during halftime? Maybe!