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 even if it positive


Good

 even if it positive

Good grammar is apparently not necessary when passing down dick-ish rules.  Go Blue!

What happened to your points

What happened to your points my nigga?

"Fiction can be fun, but I

"Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section... much more enlightening." - Ace Ventura

Any Justice Hayes impact

Any Justice Hayes impact here?  "This town ain't big enough for the two of us..."

"I award you no points, and

"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul" from Billy Madison comes to mind.  Except no points should be changed to NEG

Hahahaha

Actually Lol'd to myself.  Good work sweetheart

I am being very vague for the

I am being very vague for the reason that I don't want to bust my buddy, or the establishment where he works.

I debated posting this story here for many reasons, primary of which it is hearsay and I do not want to put my bud or "VIP" under the gun.

Dude, you are so full of shit.  I have heard so much of this "I know a guy, that knows a guy" bullshit.  Enough already.

D Crawford baby.  All the

D Crawford baby.  All the way.

Uncalled for

Uncalled for

In my case...

... my not being hired is a clear cut case of discrimination.  Because, clearly, I am the most qualified person to be a CMO in the world!

Race Card.  Just played it, suckas!

He called no

He called no tradesies-backsies.  Now you're fucked.  Go easy pimpin' that law degree out

Sans Harbaugh, Michigan would

Sans Harbaugh, Michigan would probably take a look at the available options, glance back at Denard, and say "well, one more year probably can't hurt." With him, it's a choice between as-probable-as-it-gets long term success and an awkward fit with the Big Ten offensive player of the year or hoping that someone can finally turn Rodriguez's defense at Michigan into something other than doom. There are worse spots to be in. There are better.

Wow, exactly.  I can see it now: in a year people could be asking "why did we ever want to get rid of RR?"

I think you have an

I think you have an error

It is impossible for that not to be an error.

The poll will influence their decision if...

they were going to make that decision anyway.  Aka: the poll will not influence their decision.

Damn son...

... let's pick up DP's kicker.

Please correct the typo...

... in the damn title

Great talk from a great...

... Black alum.  MGoBlack!

Yeah I'd say that's a pretty

Yeah I'd say that's a pretty good sign

His HS Coach...

... is named Fred Jackson!

If that's not a sign, I don't know what is.

Oh, no worries baby...

Snark factor was high!  Nice and high.

Car!!

...

...

Game on!!

I like Luscious...

... better than Lucas.  He's just got more raw talent.

I appreciate the hell out of that.

It took me 4 seconds (3 seconds too long) to figure it out though.  Next time use a single ' for a quote within quotes.

He's cheap entertainment (not

He's cheap entertainment (not in the way he tries to be entertaining).  And he keeps me sharp on all the idiot arguments.  Mokay precious?

so the "RR must go" crowd has

so the "RR must go" crowd has all the credibility of the Tea Party.

What's even worse?  Politics on MGoBlog.

Watch out some D-bag will

Watch out some D-bag will hook you up with a "1 MGoPoint deducted... you can appeal to me, the almighty point assignor, and I will hear your plea, and I will take pitty on you accordingly" type message.  Godspeed

We did our part...

... Mike Valenti even gave us props.  I was absolutely shocked.  He must be back on his meds.

OSU

There is nothing like being at that game.  More importantly even, make sure to take them around AA before and after the game.  Stand in line for an hour at Blimpie Burger, etc.  It's all part of being a UM fan.  Gauge the time spent around town after the game based on the game's outcome.  

We like 'em limber, baby.

We like 'em limber, baby.  Oh, baby do we ever like 'em limber.

Exactly.  Logically, it's

Exactly.  Logically, it's possible.  But the inference is so strong the other way, it's just absurd that they dismiss so out of hand.

“Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk

I desperately want to make

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.  Oh wait...

It's a shame...

... because Novak was developing into a hell of a 5.

"... NOT." - Borat

sneaking up even slower...

... meaningful*

sprints the fuck away.

God damn...

... I miss that guy's show.

Cam Newton definitely knew

Cam Newton definitely knew what his father was doing.  The inference there is so strong, it's absurd that the NCAA ignored it.

I guess it is in the NCAA's best interest to avoid having the (arguably) best player be brought down on charges.  I don't know, whatever it is, it's dirty bid-nass.

Can a brother get a Fuck Cam Newton?

This needs some updating.

This needs some updating.  Sammy Watkins for one.  Otherwise, this list dominates anything out there on the web.  I can't believe I was wasting away on ESPN recruiting.

That would be glorious!

That would be glorious!  Would welcome him with open arms

Dude plays...

... with reckless abandon.  What a baller.

He is getting away with some arm tackling...

... which is fine when you're a beast in HS.  With improved speed and strength in college, this guy is going to be a stud.  Very underrated 3-star.  Great pickup by RR and co

Avoid linking to the Freep...

... word of a wise, educated black man.

Wow...

... this is great news.  This recruiting class is shifting from good to great.

Hopefully Zettel floats our way as well.

Worse than unforced errors?

Having your fucking punter break a team rule, not being able to play.  Hagerdown

*insert Justice Hayes joke*

*insert Justice Hayes joke*

Hmm...

... quite badly.  Any more brain busters?

We have a pretty good...

... and potential for great recruiting class coming in.  I just can't picture DB shattering that.  RR needs to win the bowl to strengthen his case.  Lord, I'm praying he does...

Go blue!

Asterisk

This is why God invented asterisks, in case anyone ever plays Concordia.  Well, I better watch what I say in case we lose (apocolypse)

See my comment above...

... dude jumped by bones for even hinting that Lloyd may not have been the world's greatest coach.

...

.... and on national TV, no less.  Go blue!

This team...

... is playing great!  How refreshing to see a team that plays together.  Not that they haven't yet this season, but mostly compared to last year's team.

Also, Morris has come so, so far from last year.  He's really developed into a great scorer

I will meet you halfway and agree...

... that Lloyd should be left out of it.

Lloyd is not the gold standard for college coaching, though he was a hell of a coach.

Don't fucking call me petty and shortsighted.  Personal attacks can be left out.