Your predictions

Submitted by 1464 on November 19th, 2011 at 11:21 AM

1. What is the weirdest thing that will happen at the Michigan game today?

2. What is the biggest post-ISU upset of the week?

3. Which game will see the most ESPN highlights for a non-football reason, and what will that reason be?

4. Who will have the stupidest ProCombat type jersey of the day?

5. Will Taylor Martinez prove his critics wrong by realizing he is left handed, thus proving he doesn't actually throw like a girl?

6. What is the strangest thing that Les Miles does for the day?



November 19th, 2011 at 11:32 AM ^

1. The defense will be dominant two games in a row...thats wierd.

2. Baylor winning.

3. Penn State about everything with the addition of JoePa's cancer.

4. Ohio

5. Never thought of that as a possibility but it might happen.

6. Reads a book.


November 19th, 2011 at 11:40 AM ^

I predict that my wife will be happy or sad. It all depends on the outcome. Anyone know where I can get a "Household Divided" flag? My wife is a native Nebraskan. This ought to get interesting.


November 19th, 2011 at 11:46 AM ^

1.  Brady Hoke will tongue kiss Bo Pelini before the game, just to get the Nebraska coach to be honest with himself and admit he loves it before he ends up shooting somebody like that dude from "American Beauty"

2.  Georgia Southern will beat down 'Bama (because Les Miles wills it to be so)

3.  Penn State-OSU will beat out the Hoke-Pelini makeout session after Urban Meyer runs down the tunnel in Columbus wearing an OSU sweater.  He'll then grab a microphone and wait for the thunderous ovation to subside before announcing, "Just kidding, LOL!"

4.  I will change the channel before I see them, so it is like it never happened

5.  Maybe, but his good throwing hand will promptly be eaten by William Campbell, making the discovery irrelevant

6.  Impregnate Pam Ward (strange since Les usually pulls out with the grossies)



November 19th, 2011 at 11:54 AM ^

The TV execs are really excited that come the dog days of the baseball season in late August they'll be able to fill airtime with Pam Ward's pregnancy watch, right up until the moment she gives birth to a bouncing baby minotaur.