OT: I think it's safe to assume

Submitted by MGoCooper on

That before his legendary performance at the Nike Camp today, Shane Morris flew into space and fought off meteorites headed for earth, and then went into the oceans, and prevented earth quakes from causing devastating tsunamis and floods. Which would have brought forth the awaited "Rapture", and destroyed us all. Thoughts? I think the above is the safest assumption, as to why we all have not perished into oblivion.

Keeeeurt

May 21st, 2011 at 5:25 PM ^

I'm sorry but Zoltan would never allow the rapture to occur from space perhaps Shane held the Earth together so it wouldn't split in two thus saving everyone.

MGoCooper

May 21st, 2011 at 5:36 PM ^

Zoltan controls a vast Nebulus, and can not be expected to be able to control the entire thing. Especially considering he's working in wealth management this off season, and they are known to have to work exceedingly long hours.

 

No, cancel all that, I can't allow myself to think that Zoltan couldn't be everywhere all the time.

Tater

May 21st, 2011 at 8:31 PM ^

...on 12/31/99, while we were waiting for the millenium stuff to happen.  We were all left behind, and have been going through tribulations ever since.  The evil Vest is an agent of the unspeakable one, and was sent to be a special tormentor.