January 23rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM ^
You do realize that the "news" section of the Onion has this as their lead story today right?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adul,18896/
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:36 PM ^
What does that even mean?
I thought we were judicially blind as to color of skin?
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:38 PM ^
Swing and a miss!
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:49 PM ^
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:55 PM ^
God help him if he comes across a Mad Magazine
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:56 PM ^
whoops
January 23rd, 2011 at 7:00 PM ^
whoops whoops
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:30 PM ^
Braylon is one of the NFL bad guys now.
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:33 PM ^
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:37 PM ^
The Onion is pretty amazing. But they might be on to something.. I think he could probably pull it off.
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:38 PM ^
Braylon is never OT
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:39 PM ^
They just talked to Mike Tomlin during halftime of the NFC championship about the game today, and he remarked that they were worried first about winning the Lamar Hunt Trophy (AFC Champ. Trophy) before they'd even start worrying about the Lombardi Trophy.
hmmmmm...worry about winning your conference championship first before wasting energy worrying about loftier goals? Where have I heard that before?
The lesson, as always, Drew Sharp is a moron
January 23rd, 2011 at 4:47 PM ^
Judging by the fact that your post got negged, there must be some closet Drew Sharp fans on MGoBoard with >100 points. That's...kind of mind-boggling, when you think about it.
January 23rd, 2011 at 5:07 PM ^
It was probably Drew Sharp himself. The guy is a joke and he definitely comes here for information because he can't achieve it on his own.
January 23rd, 2011 at 5:59 PM ^
Magnus=Drew Sharp.
I knew it.
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:22 PM ^
You are giving Sharp too much credit. No way he uses multi-syllabic words like Magnus.
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:52 PM ^
Whoa. Consider my mind officially blown.
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:13 PM ^
No way Drew Sharp can put together the quality of sentence to get a pos vote. No way.
January 23rd, 2011 at 5:09 PM ^
He said that while he and Braylon both support all flighted creatures, including both birds and flying mammals, Braylon was only using "flight" as a figure of speech as a description of his awesome running speed. Stan claimed that the article in The Onion misquoted Braylon. In fact, Stan had given a motivational speech to the air traffic controllers at Detroit Metro Airport in December, and at that time he pledged to them that he would not let Braylon interfere with landing and takeoff patterns in Southeast Michigan.
January 23rd, 2011 at 5:52 PM ^
I always look forward to the following sequence: Braylon says something not very well thought out, and Stan calls WTKA to explain his son's reasoning and apologize in a round about way.
January 23rd, 2011 at 6:04 PM ^
Classic braylon. The quote at the end is great.