January 8th, 2011 at 11:26 AM ^
Petersen, no chance.
Patterson, Pelini gone
So is Patty F.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:22 PM ^
What has Brandon wrought
Search looks like Martin redux
Back to Dominos
January 8th, 2011 at 5:19 PM ^
January 8th, 2011 at 11:26 AM ^
Dear Vince Lombardi
Our defense is really horrid
Why did you expire?
January 8th, 2011 at 11:36 AM ^
eight syllables in second line..
/not being a grammar nazi or anything
January 8th, 2011 at 12:21 PM ^
Second line could be "our defense is quite horrid." or "our defense is so horrid."
January 8th, 2011 at 11:28 AM ^
Miles ate all the grass.
Can we play a football game,
If there is no grass?
January 8th, 2011 at 11:31 AM ^
Beat my grass haiku-
Tear, like falling rain, washes
over blades of grass.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:44 AM ^
Grass will ease the pain
The best stuff from East Lansing
Load up the peace pipe.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:49 AM ^
It's all in the seeds
The finest Bolivian
Spark one up, player
January 8th, 2011 at 12:20 PM ^
But in East Lansing
You can buy straight from the source
Mark Dantonio
January 8th, 2011 at 11:29 AM ^
Gary Patterson:
defense can make offenses
eat grass like Miles.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
Voted up in my heart
January 8th, 2011 at 11:29 AM ^
Oh Jimmy Harbaugh
We have excellent toilets
Thrones fit for the gods.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:30 AM ^
In winters chill grasp
The pitchfork tines shine anew
Choose well, oh AD
January 8th, 2011 at 12:04 PM ^
Your Haiku is tight
Spare and poetic it sounds
Will D miss the point(s)?
January 8th, 2011 at 11:31 AM ^
Another haiku thread, THANKS!
<br>
<br>Poetry so easy to write, a 10-year old could do it!
January 8th, 2011 at 11:32 AM ^
You really suck at this.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:36 AM ^
That's not a haiku
You really suck at haikus
Guess you're not yet 10.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:35 AM ^
So easy to write
Yet you did not. Why I ask?
Does that make you 9?
January 8th, 2011 at 1:18 PM ^
January 8th, 2011 at 11:32 AM ^
January 8th, 2011 at 11:32 AM ^
Pelini Harbaugh
Kelley Tressel Lombardi
We Are Michigan
January 8th, 2011 at 11:33 AM ^
Seven wins ANGAR!
Harbaugh is our man! Wait, what?
Now we are ND!
January 8th, 2011 at 11:35 AM ^
Do not rush to judge
If Michigan Man or not
Keep an open mind.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:36 AM ^
Let us consider
Some coordinators too
Not just head coaches
January 8th, 2011 at 11:38 AM ^
Harbaugh wanted paid.
L. Kehres from Mount Union
still on the table.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:39 AM ^
Brady Hoke is picked
Stab, stab, stab, and stab again
Time to go to jail
January 8th, 2011 at 12:19 PM ^
That guy's about to explode!
January 8th, 2011 at 11:39 AM ^
Would we consider Hoke
if he had good assistants
with few options left?
(The answer is that I still don't know if I like Hoke if he had a respected staff of assistants or not. But with options waning I'm starting to be open to more options.)
January 8th, 2011 at 11:41 AM ^
God is dead. So is
Michigan, AP reports.
Send in the clowns NOW.
January 8th, 2011 at 2:58 PM ^
do do do do do
do do do do do do do
do do do do do
January 8th, 2011 at 3:01 PM ^
thanks to dave brandon
we lost frost, lyons, and hart
many more to drop
January 8th, 2011 at 11:41 AM ^
We must bid farewell
<br>To the usual suspects
<br>Wait with bated breath
January 8th, 2011 at 11:46 AM ^
"Baited" has an "i"
(clearly bored to point this out) -
but no "i" in team.
January 8th, 2011 at 12:36 PM ^
January 8th, 2011 at 3:24 PM ^
five syllable word
expertly placed in haiku
deserves a plus one
January 8th, 2011 at 11:43 AM ^
Does Slippery Rock
Have a coach to consider
We are desperate
January 8th, 2011 at 11:43 AM ^
Bad things happen to
Good people. Bird droppings fall
Like Michigan's D
January 8th, 2011 at 11:43 AM ^
I picked up the phone,
DB wasn't answering.
My name - off the list.
January 8th, 2011 at 11:44 AM ^
Freekbass, oh Freekbass
We seem ready for you now
How far yet to fall
January 8th, 2011 at 11:58 AM ^
January 8th, 2011 at 11:48 AM ^
If it came to it
<br>If we had no other choice
<br>Would you take Tressel?
January 8th, 2011 at 11:51 AM ^
No, No, No, No, No.
Oh my God, forever no.
What are you thinking?
January 8th, 2011 at 11:58 AM ^
Just screwing around
<br>What's the worst scenario?
<br>There's one worse than Hoke
January 8th, 2011 at 11:52 AM ^
Pimp hand looks confused
Should have been D overhaul
Bourbon is my friend
January 8th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
Neither Rome
Nor world
Nor Michigan football
was built or CAN BE rebuilt in 3 days!
January 8th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
White. Republican.
CEO. He looks the part.
So did Manute Bol