MGoPodcast 14.27: He Rimjob Steve'd Us Comment Count

BlueBarron April 10th, 2023 at 7:00 AM

1 hour and 16 minutes

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1. Men's Basketball Transfers

starts at 1:00

Transferpalooza - Michigan gets Caleb Love, Nimari Burnett, and Tray Jackson. They're looking at a total reboot for the men's basketball program next season, this is both good and bad. The future of the roster looks like they're going defense-heavy. Caleb Love has questionable decision-making when he's the ball-handler making offense, he also can't make shots at the rim. Was this a UNC problem or a Caleb Love problem? He can knock down open-looks and pick-and-rolls, though. Nimari Burnett - has a history of injuries and was a 15-20 minute type guy on the #1 overall seed. We have no idea what we're getting with him. Towards the end of his career he became a bit of a defensive specialist. Tray Jackson - a bench player for a bad team, we're not sure about this one. If he's better than Jace then he'll probably be the starter at the 4, though... Michigan is apparently still looking around the portal. 

[The rest of the writeup and the player after THE JUMP]

 

2. Frozen Four

starts at 30:19

Well, it happened again. It was painful to watch, Portillo's season-long problems came back to bite Michigan in the worst possible way. He looked like a goalie who wasn't coached. Luke Hughes wasn't great in this game - he's very aggressive and Quinnipiac is good at countering that. 

3. Hot Takes and Future of the Hockey Program

starts at 43:54

Takes hotter than like people and they're like "what's this stone rolling away from the thing" and it's this guy playing Free Bird coming out and he's like "IT'S ALL GOOD!" Seth's bread has not risen. Hunter Dickinson just needed to be a villain to one more Big Ten program. No announcement from Rutger McGroarty but there are rumors he's coming back to Michigan. Gavin Brindley hasn't been drafted but is flying up draft boards, there's a decent chance he comes back. A lot of pieces are coming back. Portillo is most likely out the door, Michigan needs to search the transfer portal for a new goalie. Looking at Mathieu Caron from Brown. 

4. Signing Off on the 2022-2023 Seasons

starts at 1:05:17

Pretty fun year. Football won the Big Ten and beat Ohio State for the 2nd consecutive year. There's really only one question mark spot on the football roster next season so things are looking bright. Men's basketball was, ehh. Frustrating! Brian brings up Terrence Shannon at 1:08:05. It kinda felt like everyone hated each other a little bit. The hockey season was satisfying. Could've been better but the offseason leading up to it was chaotic. The future of the hockey program is also bright. 

MUSIC:

  • "Joiner"--Blondshell
  • "IS This It"--Freedom Fry
  • "Foxes"--Midnight Sister
  • “Across 110th Street”

THE USUAL LINKS:

The sub-reddit is just all people with user-names like "shitty-fat tits" or "vagina blood fart" being really sincere people.

Comments

ex dx dy

April 10th, 2023 at 10:33 AM ^

For those who don't know, there's a trope on reddit where occasionally users with hilariously incongruous usernames will write the most sublime, wholesome comments. The phenomenon was first noticed from a user called u/rimjob_steve, so now there's a subreddit called r/rimjob_steve dedicated to finding incidences of it.

evenyoubrutus

April 10th, 2023 at 3:20 PM ^

The fact that people spend their time doing things like, finding wholesome comments by anonymous unknown internet users, and then posting new threads about them, has me deeply concerned about the future of our society. And also I am battling the temptation of seeking out this subreddit community (not even entirely sure what that means) and spending my entire day browsing it.

Goblueman

April 10th, 2023 at 9:34 AM ^

"If he's (T.Jackson) better than Jace he'll probably be the starter at the 4."   Jace is the 3rd or 4th best option at the 4 so being better than Jace doesn't make you a starter.

lhglrkwg

April 10th, 2023 at 12:05 PM ^

Given the trend lately of top picks staying at Michigan 2+ years, I am hopeful we'll return pretty much everyone but Mackie, Hughes (obv), Fantilli, and Portillo so a good transfer goalie and this could/should be a top 8 team again I think

I know there have been some rumors maybe Fantilli wants to play another season, but I'll believe it when I see it

bronxblue

April 10th, 2023 at 12:26 PM ^

Would be nice to get some of these guys back for hockey next year.  It might be too much to ask for the Hobey winner to come back but who knows with cheap NHL teams anymore.

DeepBlueC

April 10th, 2023 at 12:53 PM ^

Unfortunately, men’s basketball is going to be a major reboot pretty much every year going forward. Players who develop quickly (and even some who don’t) will be gone to the NBA after 2 years. Players who take longer or who just aren’t up to this level will mostly enter the portal. Not many guys will fall in between.

bronxblue

April 10th, 2023 at 3:28 PM ^

I think the third path is what we saw this year with PSU and MSU, which are experienced teams with a bunch of B+ players who aren't on NBA radars but are still pretty good.  A team of Dickinsons, Jalen Picketts, and Joey Hausers, if you will, with Dickinson sort of being the platonic ideal in terms of ceiling.

It probably won't win you a title but if you get a breakout performance plus some top-25 freshman you can make a run.

DennisFranklinDaMan

April 10th, 2023 at 2:12 PM ^

Brian tends to fall victim to the "past results are a guarantee of future performance" fallacy, whether it's evaluating opponents in football (Illinois, he famously claimed right before they played us, "is butt") or incoming basketball players from the portal. The fact is, each of those players will have one more year of experience under their belts, each will be playing in a new system and with the slate-cleaning that comes from a fresh start, and each will have the opportunity for additional coaching under Juwan and the Michigan assistant coaches. 

Will that transform them? Who knows? It would be like assuming Bufkin is only good for 3 points a game, because that's all he managed in 2021-22. Players improve, no? And Juwan is clearly confident (or at least hopeful) that he can get more out of the incoming guys than they've achieved in the past.

Focusing on their stats in the past, not on their athleticism or potential, is only half the story. And it seems to me they have at least the potential to do more. And I'm not so absolutely sure that Juwan is so clueless about basketball that his confidence is worthless. Here's to hoping for a surprising 2023-24!

AC1997

April 10th, 2023 at 9:28 PM ^

Made it through the first half.  I have to tip my cap to Seth so far on this pod.  I've been critical of his non-Football contributions to the pod in recent weeks as I found them to be highly confident but modestly informed takes on basketball and hockey.  In this one he's spot on while Brian is more of the "die hard fan" viewpoint.  

Hockey Loss:

  • Portillo was not a championship goalie and those goals were bad - so he needs to take some criticism.  But I'm with Seth in that he also made several high level saves at the same time and I don't agree with Brian's erasure of those.  
  • My argument was that Michigan was never winning a Frozen Four game 2-1.  Their defense, PK, and GK were never going to be good enough against an elite opponent for that.  So let's correctly bash Portillo's performance, but acknowledge that he faced far too many good chances and we created far too few.  I don't know how to find expected goals for college but in my head it was something like 5-3 and we lost 5-2.  
  • How it is 2023 and we're only allowed 2 paid assistants for hockey is insane.  

Basketball:

  • I have concerns about Love since he's mostly been an inefficient chucker.  But I've come around a bit because Michigan needed someone to be high usage and there weren't a lot of choices.  If he were efficient he'd be in the NBA.  We are right to be skeptical of his play and specifically shot selection - but he also helped UNC make the title game and we need someone to take tough shots for us.  
  • When rebuilding a roster through the portal you're almost always picking between high-major former stars that have sort of washed out, high performing low-major guys that may or may not make the leap, or a very small number of highest-bidder NIL chasers.  There are reasons to believe Juwan and his staff can "fix" guys like Love and Burnett.....but it might not work.  
  • If we're optimistic, the best versions of the players projected to start all address problems we've had lately - defense, athleticism, switchability, taking tough shots, depth, positional size, etc.  We don't have any shooting really, however and all of our players have some fatal flaws (or else the would follow the Michigan tradition of going to the NBA to be a deep bench player).
  • It appears Michigan is still on the market for more talent....though I'm curious where the roster spots are coming from.  We can dream about Hunter returning, but that might mean Reed transfers.  We'll see.  
  • Hard not to be crushed by how ugly this season was.  But our two portal "fixes" both flamed out in ways that were out of our control - Llewelyn's injury and TSJ's academics.