Seth

November 8th, 2010 at 6:42 PM ^

My best friend was Shirvell's freshman year roommate, and most of my group were from that hall. The kid was a total dick then, too -- even our two Christian conservatives couldn't stand him.

It's weird to see him getting all of this notoriety. In college I figured he had to be the craziest person in the country -- like worthy of being on the national news or the Guiness Book of World Records for actually being the most ridiculous caricature of a political nutbag asshole, but as the years progressed I guess I attributed that to the hyperbole of youthful experience, figuring everybody had that guy in their hall. I mean, have you met the people on the Internet? Weren't they all Shirvells?

But no. If Shirvell actually is a national news-worthy prick, then I have so much more faith in humanity now, because it's not like I met that guy who's one out of every few hundred -- I met that guy who was actually just the world's biggest dick.

It would be like if you went to school with Kim Jong Il in Malta in the '70s, and you were writing letters home to your friends talking about this midget Korean with a lisp who talked about invading America one day and nobody would believe you that the little fuck was actually that crazy, and then he becomes the Supreme Leader of a midget nation and you're like HA! SEE? I TOLD YOU!

Man, fucking Shirvell.