What's most obnoxious State behavior of a personal relative, friend, or co-worker?

My next door neighbor and one time 4.0 student at MSU, Charles Sassafrass, once shit in some Michigan napkins that he bought at Wal-Mart and set them ablaze on my front steps. He wanted to show me how important the upcoming Michigan, Michigan St. football game was. The next Saturday he was up on his roof fiddling with his member and complaining to his malnourished son about how his dish network didn't have the game on. I said, "Charles, it's mid July, the season is a long way off. Zip up your pants and come down from there." Needless to say he had a hard time with that task, and fell to his death. He was buried with a big foam finger with Sparty stenciled on the middlemost digit. Now his son runs the family lug nut twisting business.