Joe Milton maturing in '4-way tie' battle at quarterback (The Michigan Insider)

I don’t know if the author of that piece reads this board, but people hungry for Wolverine football news aren’t COMPLETELY desperate, dude. Could you not spend an extra ten minutes writing something halfway coherent? Yeah, I know, Milton’s entire interview consisted of sophomoric cliches, but as he’s a freshman football player, that’s to be expected. But what, in those comments, suggests maturity? Eagerness, confidence, determination...sure, but maturity? And then there’s this: “Despite his true freshman and early enrollee status, Milton enters the Michigan program with plenty of confidence” People reading Bama Insider or Buckeye Insider might overlook the basic logical construction failure there, but not HERE. You’re implying that it’s surprising that he has such confidence despite being a true freshman. Perfectly valid point. But that surprise is OFFSET by his being an early enrollee. See, being an early enrollee makes him less of a true freshman...but that’s obvious to you, surely. You just rolled out a trite cliche because you wrote this piece on the john, and you were in a hurry because your cheeks were starting to fall asleep. We expect better around here, Michigan Insider, but we’re happy to give you another chance. Make us proud, bruh.