OT: Weird Experiences

Submitted by MeanJoe07 on

Good afternoon team,

When I was just a little Koala I started having the same dream.  I'm walking threw a dim tunnel with only the sound of a water drop every few seconds and my feet shuffling through the dark water. At first it seems like a sewer, but then I realize it was clean and sterile. There is a different kind of smell.  It smelled like a metal shop or a blacksmith or welding. Down a bit there is a yellow light shining from an connecting tunnel.  I am absolutely terrified of this light. I'm icy cold and trembling as I continue toward the light. The fear is blinding and repulsive like it represents all the horrors in the world happening all at once. I always wake up before I get to it, but it takes me about 15 to 20 minutes for my brain to get right.

Last night, I was awake in my office brewing some spring aged balsamic and at arund 12:15  I suddenly felt off balance. It was like time had sputtered and the hearing went out in my right ear leaving that high pitched sound, but it didn't go away.  I smelled that same metallic smell only very faintly and my computer flashed a murky yellow for a split second. It so fast, but I saw it. My heart rate skyrocketed and then I woke up lying on the bathroom floor with the shower on. I went back to my office and the balsamic was there and it was 12:23.  Only a few minutes had past.

Has anyone else experienced a glitch in the matrix or a weird unexplained experience and wondered what happened?  I don't use substances during balsamic season to ensure high quality so it can't be that.  I don't know how to feel about this.

DISCUSS

PS Marsupial Monday will be happening one of these days soon.

MGoJackhammer

April 19th, 2016 at 5:34 PM ^

I was watching UM donkey punch Spartee and was ready to watch the last few seconds and then I smelt disrespekt......I woke up curled up in the bottom of the shower...weird!

PinballPete

April 19th, 2016 at 6:08 PM ^

When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider...with a teacosy. Years later, I realised it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.

Seriously, you shoud see a doctor. Especially if you haven't in the past year. 

Winchester Wolverine

April 19th, 2016 at 7:21 PM ^

The only site where you can find Harbaugh wearing "jewelry chains", jogging tips in Los Angeles, Muppets, Brady Hoke's weight loss, and a koala seeking medical advice all in the same place.

bacon

April 19th, 2016 at 8:54 PM ^

Check your ass for a tranquilizer dart. Maybe they knocked you out to implant a tracker. If so, your teeth are the safest best for where they put it. Also make sure your foil hat still fits.

L'Carpetron Do…

April 20th, 2016 at 9:47 AM ^

I've been reading a lot about near death experiences lately and its pretty interesting stuff.  I mean, it's outside of mainstream science, but its not total quackery.  There are legitimate scientists from prestigious educational institutions (UVA) who try to study this stuff.   But you should check out some stuff on NDEs and reincarnation.  Some of the studies done by a UVA psychologist in the 50s and 60s are really bizarre.  

but really - who the hell knows?