OT- Shy lady at the office? No way..
So,
Our new accounting department manager lady is nice. She's friendly and all of that. Her thing is to make herself always seem like the perfect "business professional". Yeah, whatever,, that's fine.
She's in her mid-late 30's and is decent looking n stuff..whatever..
So, today at the office, one of their department laser printers needs a toner cartridge replaced. I'm walking by the storage room and she sees me walk by and stops me. She can't find the right replacement.
So I'm like, ok, It's gotta be in here somewhere and start looking with her.
Our company started using those damn generic cartridges, so the labels on them are terrible and impossible to read.
I'm on one side of the storage room looking up and down the shelf and she's on the other.
I turn around to look at the numbers on the original cartridge again and she's on her hands and knees reaching under the shelf.
As I glance down I notice a giant tramp stamp where her shirt crept up. The tattoo says, "S L U T" with a little designy thing around it.
.....
Haha,, So now I can't stop thinking about it. I'm a normal guy yanno. I'm happily married and not thinking about anything like THAT at all, but it stirred my inner 16 year old boy.
Now the next time I see her in a meeting I won't be able to pay attention.
What say you MGOBLOG world? I thought about all those college girls that got these tats years ago.. There are gonna be grandmas with stamps soon.... wtf?
February 11th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
It's true, there are plenty of suckers who will get played by a tramp acting like the respectable business lady. And then their kids will live in shame as their friends make fun of 'em for having a mom who goes home with dudes from the bar while dad works late to pay the bills.
Once a ho, always a ho.
Don't do it, fellas!
February 11th, 2010 at 2:49 PM ^
Chicks a MILF
February 11th, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^
Of course the OP's next post in three weeks is something like...
OT-How do I burn this growth off the head of my penis?
February 11th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
Nature's tramp stamp
February 11th, 2010 at 3:02 PM ^
it's got to be tough to shake that label particularly when you ink it onto your skin.
similarly, when I was a kid back in 1986ish my friends and I were at an amusement park and this mullet wearing dude had a tat on his bicep which read "happiness is a warm pussy"
that takes wearing your emotions on your sleeve to a whole new level.
February 11th, 2010 at 3:21 PM ^
What's the story with your avatar? Was that a proposed state quarter design that was rejected? (The Alaska quarter has a big bear holding a fish in its mouth.)
February 11th, 2010 at 3:26 PM ^
It was a design submitted for the quarter by someone in my office.(not her haha) It made it to the last dozen or so I think before getting dropped.
February 11th, 2010 at 3:45 PM ^
So far there have been some pretty awesome OT posts this year. I would have to put this one at the head of the class. The possibilities with it are endless.
February 11th, 2010 at 3:47 PM ^
St. Louis University of Technology?
February 11th, 2010 at 4:09 PM ^
nothing says "classy" like knuckle tats.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:16 PM ^
checks the tattooist's spelling first.
Check these out:
http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/The-25-Funniest-Misspelled-Tatt…
February 11th, 2010 at 4:23 PM ^
...at least three ladies among this blog's vast readership who are:
(a) shy, new managers of accounting departments,
(b) now wondering if proper managerial comportment precludes one from getting on one's hands and knees to look for office supplies, and
(c) wistfully humming CSN&Y's "Teach Your Children Well."
I'm with you: some augmentations of appearance with which we experiment in our youth (like my mullet) either grow out - or fall out - over time. Those who elect for posterior plumage (or ass antlers), well...that's a bit more enduring. God love 'em all.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:24 PM ^
"The tattoo says, "S L U T" with a little designy thing around it"
How does someone even decide to get this tattoo? It's like saying "I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"
February 11th, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
You know right now on the Slutsgoblog website there is an entry:
" I'm a 34 yo better than average looking woman who is just hot and bothered by this young guy at work. I have tried to get him to notice me for something more than an office manager but to no avail. Recently, I told him I needed help locating a toner cartridge (he fell for it). I reached to the highest shelf standing on my toes to show off my tanned calves and toned butt. It also allowed my skirt to raise somewhat and give a little tease. When I looked back, he was all business, and not noticing me. I decided to go down on all fours thinking that might stimulate something. I reached forward letting my blouse ride up and display my SLUT tattoo. I know I've got his interest now. I'm just going to toy with him like a lioness until he is unable to think about anything but me. I will have him so under my control that he won't even be able to blog about football...just me."
February 11th, 2010 at 5:12 PM ^
maybe the stuff you thought was just decoration was actually unintelligible writing. maybe she was huge and lost weight and now the tat doesn't look quite right. she could've had some wicked back fat when she got a "VANDROSS, LUTHER" tat.
February 11th, 2010 at 5:23 PM ^
My female friend got a tramp stamp a couple years ago. It is supposed to be a rose or something like that but it honestly looks like flames shooting out of her ass. Tragically funny.
February 11th, 2010 at 5:38 PM ^
The best oneI saw was when I was working my way through school. I worked in the operating room of a hospital. There was a young woman who had a scene of a fox hunt tattooed on her back. The best part was that from her anus came a small fox tail as if it had just gone down the hole. I will never forget that.
February 11th, 2010 at 6:12 PM ^
who turns out to be into wild, rough sex.....there's just something about the juxtaposition of the professionalism of the OP's co-worker vs the actual, (semi?) permanent tattoo proclaiming the direct opposite. To the OP, the very best thing would be to NEVER mention it, and just enjoy the inner knowledge. If it ever does come out, you can say "yeah, I knew" and be all the more cooler.
As far as tats aging....yeah, it is not pretty. And yeah, the laser removal people are already making a mint around here. Supposedly they are developing inks that while still permanent, break down better under certain types of laser light. But then, does non-permanent tattoos sort of defeat the purpose?
----no tattoo, big chicken when it comes to needles.
February 11th, 2010 at 6:16 PM ^
You should PIIHB
February 11th, 2010 at 6:43 PM ^
I had to Google PIIHB but it's worth it.
+1 to you.
February 11th, 2010 at 6:54 PM ^
perhaps she worked on the development of the seattle streetcar that travels from lake union into downtown; also known as the south lake union trolley.
ride the s.l.u.t.
February 11th, 2010 at 7:41 PM ^
But this is awesome:
February 16th, 2010 at 5:23 PM ^
BOOM! ALREADY COMMENTED.
February 11th, 2010 at 9:04 PM ^
I showed this post to my GF and we both just started dying...This just made my day... Everytime i would see this chick, SLUT would just pop into my mind. Bang her out in the janitor closet.
February 11th, 2010 at 9:35 PM ^
Maybe she's trying to help the world:
S - Save
L - Large
U - Underwater
T - Turtles
or she works for Victoria Secret and is subliminally telling you to:
S - Slip on
L - Ladies
U - Underwear
T - Tonight
February 12th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
any way we can get a pic of this chick posted?
February 16th, 2010 at 8:58 PM ^
How else can the board accurately gauge your problem?