OT - Office Christmas Party Stories
Hey so,,,
The wife and I submitted our RSVP to attend the office Christmas party this year. It's one of those things that no one seems to want to go to, but everyone HAS to show up at.
A couple of our "entry level" staff members got canned last year after some not so flattering images of the "after party" showed up on the internet.
Maybe we should just RSVP to the "after party" this year instead....haha..
Anyway,, Share with all your funny holiday office party stories...
December 8th, 2009 at 5:47 PM ^
my birthday fell on the day of our x-mas party. i bought one beer that night and the rest is a blur... i do remember trying to make out with one of our waitresses.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:47 PM ^
That, sirs, was a holy day.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:01 PM ^
Is a Vegan and becuase Mother Earth cant find a Tofu Turkey at a resteraunt we all have to go to her house for some organic seaweed salad and coos-coos. If they did not have kids I would leave a giant cow penis in her freezer.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:18 PM ^
But give them an upper decker instead of a cows dong.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:27 PM ^
A coworker did a cartwheel in a skirt and she was not wearing underwear.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:39 PM ^
Hey! Lets see who can do a handstand the longest!
December 8th, 2009 at 7:26 PM ^
This one time, I saw a vagina. Swear to God.
December 8th, 2009 at 8:00 PM ^
I Pos you +1 just for coming up with that.....
December 8th, 2009 at 8:50 PM ^
Les Miles showed up and left with my wife.
December 8th, 2009 at 9:37 PM ^
A buxom, lusty red head she was. We were at the Big Boss's home one day in Walnut Creek, CA, circa 1989 as I worked for a bank that shall remain nameless (but the second word in the bank's name was a city in Norf Dakota).
So the Big Boss has the booze flying. The buxom, lusty redhead and I had sort of this thing anyway--and after ample amounts of booze and flirting, she winked at me and headed upstairs. I followed. We met in the bathroom and made out for about an hour.
Strange looks all around for awhile, and it sure was kind of weird meeting her husband (who was not at the party) a couple weeks after that.
I quietly left the bank by February.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:01 PM ^
Good story KofB. Thanks for sharing.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:06 PM ^
one...
well played.