What Did Beilein Say to Get Tossed Out Sweepstakes

Submitted by xtramelanin on February 13th, 2019 at 8:46 PM

Mates,

Beilein is the greatest coach we could ever ask for and not the least of reasons is his exceptional character.  We all joke about his idea of crazy ('We had subs!') but seriously I have never seen him lose it at a game and as Brian alluded to on the front page, his demeanor yesterday at T-toss was like most coaches greeting their families on Christmas morning.  I wouldn't begrudge him a 4 letter word or two toward the refs that missed the head-shot to Z at the end of the half, but I really don't think he said anything nearly that racey.  So two questions:

1.  If it has been disclosed at a presser or whatever, what did JB say that got him tossed?

2.  Disclosed or not, what is the 'crazy' stuff you could think of that came out of his mouth and end up out of the game? 

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Winner of the questions gets real mythical mgopoints.  

XM

SlothWolverine

February 14th, 2019 at 7:50 AM ^

When the ref asked him, "OK John, maybe you can tell me who first introduced the idea of reproduction without sex."

He replied, "Your wife?"

UMgradMSUdad

February 14th, 2019 at 8:34 AM ^

My good man, you are the son any mother would be proud of!  With the keen sight of Stevie Wonder, the towering intellect of Maurice Clarett, and the Solomon-like judgment of Captain Edward Smith, you, sir, are the envy of every single one of the dozens of people who showed up to watch this embarrasment of a game, and the pinnacle of manliness and moral behavior in Happy Valley!

Credit812

February 14th, 2019 at 10:47 AM ^

"Beilein: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings

Ref: What?

Beilein: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke!  You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!!"

OldMikeA

February 14th, 2019 at 1:19 PM ^

The reason that none of this stuff is funny is that the subject matter is too serious.  There must be some reason that the Big Ten hires referees instead of having the players call their own fouls.  And whatever its purpose is, the bozos it hires too frequently turn in performances that are antithetical to that purpose.

What is the point of having the best coach in college basketball teach his players the right way to play and then have the bozos tell the players that it's the wrong way?  It's way past time this was fixed.

Honk if Ufer M…

February 14th, 2019 at 3:16 PM ^

You're a worse joke than all the truly terrible ones the MgoNOTcomedians are about to spew after seeing this shit!

Grabelnyc

February 14th, 2019 at 9:54 PM ^

Anyone else see what I saw?

1) I didn’t think Jb saw z get head hunted. From the replay he looked blocked and didn’t react when it happened. 

2) two officials tossed him simultaneously so he crossed the line all at once.