"Super Drunk" driver upset about Wolverines' woes
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His blood-alcohol level at the police station was 0.24 percent, above the state’s 0.17 percent super-drunk standard. The man’s car was impounded.
While he was being booked, he said he drank so much because he was upset that the University of Michigan’s football team lost 29-6 at Michigan State University the day before. He said he also was upset with the play-calling of Offensive Coordinator Al Borges, whose Wolverines rushed for a negative-48 yards, the worst ground performance since the school started playing football in 1879.
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http://pressandguide.com/articles/2013/11/12/news/doc528235b0740ac58275…
I got insanely drunk that night too but I didn't drive.
November 12th, 2013 at 1:27 PM ^
an amphibious rodent... for uh... domestic.. you know, within the city..
November 12th, 2013 at 8:46 PM ^
I did.
November 12th, 2013 at 12:06 PM ^
November 12th, 2013 at 12:31 PM ^
November 12th, 2013 at 3:57 PM ^
Are you kidding? Affirmative Defense to most felonies.
November 12th, 2013 at 12:11 PM ^
I've been on the wagon trying to get my weight down (in preparation for the gluttony the holidays bring). However, I may be super-drunk at the Iowa game. I am going by myself, since all these losers here in Iowa don't want to go with me. I'm in section 105, row 38 (mid-field, visitors' side) -- hit me up!
Mrs. WII and I are going to see Kathleen Madigan (comedienne) the night before in Iowa City. She's going to dump me off at Kinnick and go shopping while I protect the honor of our Wolverines single-handedly, probably freezing my ass off.
November 12th, 2013 at 12:20 PM ^
Before Ohio State Game. He may go for a state wide record.
November 12th, 2013 at 12:23 PM ^
Thanks a lot, Borges. Now you're not only losing football games, you're getting collateral arrests!
November 12th, 2013 at 12:32 PM ^
It's obvious that "Super Drunk" was playing a drinking game. Whenever Michigan runs an offensive play for negative yardage, take a drink. Viola!
November 12th, 2013 at 12:33 PM ^
If the offense can't do shit....you must acquit.
November 12th, 2013 at 1:31 PM ^
yeah, man. and what's up with wee-bay and tommy carcetti's campaign manager in capital one commercials? what is this world coming to? wee-bay as a cop? cedrick daniels hocking LED lightbulbs?
i'm sorry.. lost my train of thought. what were talking about?
November 12th, 2013 at 4:04 PM ^
About that... I'm just pretending to be a cop while pushing my own sinister plan like Martin in Blue Streak.
November 12th, 2013 at 2:01 PM ^
November 12th, 2013 at 2:09 PM ^
After the Nebraska game I was very kurt with my children (5,3 and 1) while trying to get them into the car. I think I'm going to have to create some emotional distance between myself and Michigan football before it creates an emotional distance between my children and I.
November 12th, 2013 at 2:22 PM ^
Mary Sue's husband really should just get a driver.
November 12th, 2013 at 2:34 PM ^
November 12th, 2013 at 4:43 PM ^
"Minus 48 yards rushing? A Michigan team? Borges' excuses are ridiculous. Preposterous. Mendacious. OUTRAGEOUS."
November 12th, 2013 at 6:30 PM ^
January 11th, 2014 at 6:41 AM ^
I and three other northbound cars veered two lanes over avoiding this idiot as he then flew the median back to the safety lawyer for car accidents
January 11th, 2014 at 7:32 AM ^
Ok.
Looking at your 5 posts this morning you really like cars, accidents and booze.
January 11th, 2014 at 7:40 AM ^
The fact a Sparty created an account to bump this thread is a perfect illustration of why they will always be Little Bro'.