OT: Jose Canseco AMA on Reddit
"your mother thinks I do.i just jigawatted in her"
He's got that special something.
Dear god. It's beautiful. Also, if you have a twitter you should follow him. It's just as amazing.
Edit: Some of my favorites:
Gravity had to be weaker to make dinosaurs nimble
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 19, 2013
I am in the wigwam
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 12, 2013
There are no old fat people. think about it
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 19, 2013
do not fear the higgs bosun
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 21, 2013
higgs boson is lighter than i thought. Could it also have no limits in dimension or time.think about that
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 21, 2013
Jose might be the best internet troll ever.
Reminds me of the funny or die skit where Will Ferrel reads internet questions.
Beyond awesome.
changes in one year was top notch.
"So we're clear, at the time three number changes was all they had"?
"Somehow, I'm satisifed with that answer".
Beautiful!
the opportunity to hear what he is thinking. When tomorrow's great political and scientific and sporting leaders modestly exclaim, "I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants", they will be refering to Jose Canseco.
Hot damn, I can't tell whether this AMA is a disaster or a gold mine.
"My best friend in the world is an amazing guy. He's the best father and husband I've ever known to his wife and son. He's the only friend I've ever had that's never stabbed me in the back in the near 16 years that I've known him. Why am I telling you this? Because you're his hero. You always have been. He has spent so much money on your cards and other memorabilia that he probably could have put a few kids through college with it. It would mean the world to me if you could just acknowledge this post and say something to my best friend Brad. It would make his year."
[–]jc7264[S] 1 point 1 minute ago
"brad what a bad boy u have become"
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I suppose that response fulfills the parameters. Well-played, Mr. Canseco.
It stands for Ask Me Anything.
Anna_Namoose
Would you rather take a fastball to the nuts or have to sleep with Madonna right now?
jc7264
punch her in her nuts
This is pure gold!
o07smurph
Do you think taking steriods was worth it? It allowed you to become one of the best players in baseball (including the extremely rare 40 and 40), you made a bunch of money, gained celebrity, and then once the truth came out you wrote a book and got a lot of press for telling on everyone else taking steriods. Other than the tainted legacy, no chance of making the hall of fame and potential health risks, couldn't you say it was a good decision for you?
jc7264
steroids cost me millions ,not worth it because cocaine ,liquor,marijuana and other drugs r more accepted than steroids even though they can help u