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Now, I want Bizarro Brian…

Now, I want Bizarro Brian and Seth to start the MGoBwog Podcast based in NJ. It will be terrible, not funny and have no analytics at all, but will become wildly successfully and get picked up by ESPN. This will cause actual Brian and Seth to decide that they must embark on a road trip to stop the Bizarro Brian and Seth and protect their reputations. Hijinks will ensue and next year's podcasts will be epic. The whole story could be called Brian and Seth Strike Back. I love it!

So, we got Wisconsin on…

So, we got Wisconsin on Barry Alvarez day and we get Nebraska on Scott Frost day? Is anyone else looking forward to Mark Dantonio, JoePa and Jim Tressel days?

1) There will definitely be…

1) There will definitely be some kids that would prefer to play one more game for a chance not to be winless. Whichever team wins will celebrate. Love of the game is just as true for bad players as it is for good players.

2) What about this year suggests to you that the discomfort and suffering of hundreds (or perhaps only tens) of people should outweigh the enjoyment and entertainment of thousands (or maybe even millions)? If the Big 10 is comfortable exposing these kids to a potentially life threatening disease, of course they are comfortable with exposing them to a little humiliation.

Are we sure that the error…

Are we sure that the error is not Feinstein's? Has anyone ever heard Harbaugh incorrectly use the phrase before? Not saying he's perfect, but I can imagine Harbaugh saying it correctly and Feinstein writing it down wrong.

Oh, come on! That's a…

Oh, come on! That's a terrible tease. You can't suggest that there's an alternative, popular suspect and not even suggest who it is! Obviously, I'm not looking for you to name names, but give us a hint. Was it another nurse? A doctor? A hitman trying to hide his targeted assassination? Was this part of the cleanup after Watergate? Come on, you gotta give us something.

Fantastic!

Fantastic!

Maybe?

Maybe?

pkatz, that's just mean.

pkatz, that's just mean.

All or Nothing

Maybe I missed the point, but the biggest takeway for me was that we might get another season of Michigan All or Nothing! What do we need to do to make this happen? 

QB injuries No school has ever lost 3 QBs to injury so they will never need a fourth spring QB, right?
Typo

Am I the only one annoyed by the typo in the first sentence?

Amazing

When I was a kid: spy hunter and then fallout

Now: Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes

Thank you

Keep on keeping on. Really appreciate your post and glad you are willing to share. Fingers crossed that good things come from your trip to Alabama.

It's a sport Definition of the word sport: an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Cheer is a sport by definition when they competing.
Kansas

No one else may care about this, but this bracket sets up the possibility of Kansas playing Wichita St. in Tulsa in the second round. If that happens, that's some serious trolling.

Not a whim

I don't know anything other than what's in the article, but it does not sound like she decided "on a whim" to file a complaint. I find the suggestion that she didn't think through her own actions extremely rude and upsetting. I'm not sure how his inappropriate behaviour should be handled, but from the article it seems very clear that his behavior messed up this young woman pretty bad. For you to dismiss her emotional trauma as a "whim" is disgusting and I think you should retract your statement. I don't have a problem with or disagree with anything else you said, but your whim comment pisses me off. 

38-7 Go Blue!

38-7 Go Blue!

Can't help myself

Nope, in this context douchebags is correct.

Douchesbags would be multiple bags that each contain multiple douches. Douchebags would be multiple bags each containing a single douche. Douchesbag would be a single bag containing multiple douches. 

Therefore, while it is possible that Mark Dantonio is also the god of douchesbags, he is definitely the god of douchebags. Perhaps the better question is whether Dantonio himself is a douchesbag or simply a douchebag.1

I'll see myself out.

49-0 Go Blue!

49-0 Go Blue!

Yes, please

I'm really curious how this compares to other games. It certainly feels like we were jobbed, but I wonder if this is actually about the normal level of incompetence.

Daily vs. State News

I don't think it's fair to compare the UM student newspaper to the East Lansing middle school paper. The State News is the middle school's paper, right? No? Oh, that's too bad.

So true

That made me laugh.

Score

35-28 Michigan

28-7 Michigan

28-7 Michigan

The two have spoken about playing together at the next level

I'm curious how often do teammates who "have spoken about playing together at the next level" ever actually end up on the same team? I feel like recruits say that a lot and it almost never happens.

 

My favs

Maryland brings a lot to the Big Ten, like basketball and pubic lice.

The Terp's a fine mascot since it lays eggs and sleeps through most of the fall.

I'm joking, Maryland's not all bad. They remind me a lot of an SEC fanbase. Mostly the racial slurs, but other things, too.

Sun likely to rise tomorrow

Unlikely to stay up for more than 24 hours.

They should definitely suspend him from all pre-season games next year. That would prove that they're not going to put up with these kinds of serious shenanigans. The NFL is serious!

Anonymize Or just use their number (i.e Michigan football #5). I think this is genius.
National Anthem

I don't think he was suggesting Kanye or Beyonce be involved, but one US Senator did propose a bill last year to change our national anthem.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/wp/2014/12/19/sen-harki…

 

 

 

I'm not outraged

This, to me, is the heart of the problem though:

"Our fans have told us front and center they don’t want sponsors, though."

If the fans have told the AD they don't want sponsors, why does the AD continue to insist on sponsors? Saying that you're "trying to be smart" or "entertain" the fans is a really bad justification.

Go O men! Oberlin was in the midst of a record losing streak on their way to being ranked 5th worst college football team of all time, when I was a student there. But hey, they were the last team from Ohio to beat OSU!
I disagree

Looks more like the face of someone who just pooped (all over Rutgers, the BIG TEN!, etc.).

38-36 Michigan

38-36 Michigan

Plug for the FTC

It's not often that my fandom and my career intersect, so please forgive me while I plug my employer. Here's a helpful website about what to do about phone scams like this one:

https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0076-phone-scams

This killed me:

College Football Playoff, which sounds like idea No. 1 in a one-idea meeting, from the people who brought you cat food and restroom.

Sorry I know it's terribly original, but I thought it was hilarious.

Ethiopian

Ethiopian cuisine is definitely not all vegetarian. One of the most popular Ehtiopian dishes is Kitfo, which is raw beef.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitfo

A quick google search reveals that Ehtiopians definitely have chicken dishes. Therefore, everyone loves Meat Chicken. 

Fantastic

If DB got a live wolverine (or two) and paraded it around the stadium pre-game, I think that might get students to show up before the kick-off. I would even chip in to help buy the necessary insurance policy in case the mascots acted on their "designs on the Michigan men toing them." I just think this would be awesome.

My first thought on the license plate ...

... was that maybe they were going for sloppy, and got a little . . . well sloppy, with the spelling.

Evidence #3

Ole Miss’s class wasn’t as big of a deviation as has been claimed

Doesn't the fact that only the top end is what is unique about Ole Miss’s class and that the rest of the class fits with historical norms suggest that it has nothing to do with Hugh Freeze? If Mr. Freeze was a good recruiter would not you expect the entire class to be above average? It seems to me that "some genuine fluky connections surrounding some of their top signees" and "Benjamins" can explan Ole Miss's ability to draw elite level recruits in a way that "Hugh Freeze is a good recruiter" cannot.

I have no idea what impact

I have no idea what impact this has on athletic eligibility, but I had a classmate get expelled from HS with less than week left after being accepted early to Yale. He had to take a year off, but then he was allowed to attend. I think he made it a little over a year at Yale before he was expelled from there as well.

Another option

http://www.usagoals.com/live/20107-ncaa-san-diego-state-aztecs-vs-michigan-wolverines/watch/stream/online/free/feed/p2p/en/vivo/tv/gratis/

Question

Could the NCAA suspend him for conference games instead of (basically) meaningless non-conference games that OSU is sure to win? Isn't that what happened to the Bball coaches at UConn and Tenn? Seems much more meaningful.