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|5 years 28 weeks ago||Without||
Without reading the link I'm just going to assume that Pryor was paid ONE TRILLION DOLLARS to come to OSU. By Dr. Evil.
|5 years 28 weeks ago||...||
not all schools use a 4.0 scale...
|5 years 47 weeks ago||stepping back||
it kind of sounds to me based on all of this probably fake info that we are getting miles, gruden, stoops, or patterson (last two being longshots). not that i know anything. but if any one of those four are our worst case scenario i think my heart palpitations will go away.
|5 years 47 weeks ago||no one knows anything||
about who we are actually going to end up with but everyone knows that even if we hire someone senseless we should probably all not complain because last time 10% of the fans fretted very vocally over meaningless stuff we ended up right where we are now
|5 years 47 weeks ago||he might be crazy enough||
to accept a d-coordinator position. Under Gruden? I'm going to kill myself pretty soon.
|5 years 47 weeks ago||Regardless of who we hire||
Within a week the michigan football team will have one of the most average pizza parties of all time, with a blacked-out Brady Hoke presiding.
|5 years 47 weeks ago||I would describe it as....||
guilty by reason of temporary insanity
|5 years 47 weeks ago||Worst Candidates||
In the wake of no one knowing anything about anything, it's time to look at who the worst possible hires in the world would be. People I enjoy imagining well headseted on the sideline as long as we're sacrificing wins for humor, which seems to be the case. I've got my wishlist, in order:
Skip Bayless,Matthew McConaughey (Al pacino would probably do a fairly good job), Ernest Shazor, Marty Mornhinweg, Michael Irvin, Adam Schefter, Plaxico Burress, that a-hole in the "most interesting man in the world" commercials, Geno Auriemma,and Bill Simmons.
Fortunately we don't have to worry about any of this because as Flight Tracker indicates the M plane just touched down near Denzel Washington's house.