Interesting read from Club Trillion (Mark Titus) regarding the ongoing scandal down south.
http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/2011/05/less-than-week-away.html
yes plz
Club Trillion on OSU Scandal
May 23rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
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Club Trillion on OSU Scandal
May 23rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM | 
Pretty sure that most of it
Pretty sure that most of it
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM |
I don't think he's being
I don't think he's being
I don't think he's being sarcastic in that he really doesn't think anything was going on. The entire post basically boils down to "I don't know anything special, but like every OSU student, I know football players drive fancy-ass cars." (Plus lots of stuff about how awesome the Indy 500 is.)
I'd say he's being irreverent, not sarcastic.
May 23rd, 2011 at 12:51 PM |
Without
Without
Without reading the link I'm just going to assume that Pryor was paid ONE TRILLION DOLLARS to come to OSU. By Dr. Evil.
May 23rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM |
That's some scrambled shizz, right there.
That's some scrambled shizz, right there.
Titus's article bounces back and forth more than Richard Simmons on amphetamines, but the thesis that the Deelz-On-Wheelz® scandal has the potential to eclipse the Tatts-For-Toys® scandal seems spot on.
- "Of course I care about that stuff. To the point of irrationality. It will always be Michigan first, cancer second." Jim Mandich (RIP)
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 PM |
The guy
The guy
The guy went to Ohio State. You were expecting Woodward & Bernstein?
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM |
Really? It gave me a headache
Really? It gave me a headache
and seemed very disorganized and like he switched topics every other sentence. More like a stream of consciousness.
"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM |
Or, you know, a person could
Or, you know, a person could
Or, you know, a person could just not like that style of writing or think the author is particularly talented.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:40 PM |
eh
eh
I don't think so. Not a lot of charisma in the guy when you hear him talk.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM |
I don't care where he went to
I don't care where he went to
I don't care where he went to school, that is some funny stuff.
If you look at the comments under his post, it looks like he already ruffled a few feathers.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM |
He's getting Herbstreit'd.
He's getting Herbstreit'd.
He's getting Herbstreit'd.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 PM |
Yep
Yep
Those responses were from two Bucknuts in full-on freak-out mode.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:33 PM |
I liked Carl Weathers calling
I liked Carl Weathers calling
I liked Carl Weathers calling out the other commenter:
I SEE YOU TROLLIN', TERRELL.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM |
If ever there were a guy who
If ever there were a guy who
If ever there were a guy who knew when a stew was goin'.
...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:35 PM |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. There are two Turd Fergusons on the board?
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:13 PM |
Turd Ferguson, it's a funny
Turd Ferguson, it's a funny
Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name.. *chomps gum*
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
I do like the word gratuated...
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:44 PM |
At least he admits he was
At least he admits he was
At least he admits he was skeptical about the cars the football players were driving. I appreciate hearing this much more than the usual "DENY DENY DENY DENY" I hear from OSU supporters here in Cleveland.
"That broke a lot of Irish hearts. Now isn't that too bad?" - Bo
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM |
The comments
The comments
are truly priceless. I love the guy that "gratuated" (wrote it at least twice that way) in the Top 10% of his class at osu.
May 23rd, 2011 at 2:21 PM |
He also used the word "while"
He also used the word "while"
He also used the word "while" instead of "well" and he used "are" instead of "our" etc. I could go on but what's the point?
May 23rd, 2011 at 2:49 PM |
He just spelled them words
He just spelled them words
He just spelled them words diffrently then most would.
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:37 PM |
*
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*wood.
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:07 PM |
There is a strong possibility
There is a strong possibility
There is a strong possibility that it was written that poorly "purr-pussly"
If not that is just two, er to, er too (there it is) funny.
EDIT: Sorry about the redundancy of my post. I started writing the comment an hour or so ago but got distracted by work.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:11 PM |
Come on
Come on
There is no way that comment is legit. That's clearly a spoof.
Trying to act like OSU is some JUCO-quality institution just makes us look insecure.
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:36 PM |
Or...
Or...
It's just kind of funny?
No, I agree, we should take everything super seriously.
May 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM |
No. You will not have wanted to see those breasts
No. You will not have wanted to see those breasts
Not at the Indy 500. Not since about the mid-80s. No longer an event meaningul enough to draw out quality whoo girls
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:15 PM |
Just incorrect. The quality
Just incorrect. The quality
Just incorrect. The quality of woman at the Indy 500 hasn't changed. They've always been wonderfully white trash and they'll (hopefully) always be wonderfully white trash.
May 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM |
Re: the 'gratuated' comments
Re: the 'gratuated' comments
As amusing as it was, there is no way that the comments by 'the gratuate' was written seriously. I highly suspect that its author may in fact be an mgoblogger. And if so, I applaud that author.
Funny stuff.
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
May 23rd, 2011 at 2:35 PM |
osu graduate's writing skills
osu graduate's writing skills
The grammar in this comment goes to show you just how valuable a degree is from osu:
Im an proud graduate(1999) of The Ohio State University and I must say I don't agree the NCAA will find anything out. So a few player's got discounts on cars? While, alot of people get discounts on cars. So what. You should be proud of the University you gratuated from and not be so sarcastic on them. I love The Ohio State University and I would never say anything remotly bad about my University. I hope you will consider doing the same thing. Us gratuates have to stick together. Alot of other programs look the other way when things like this happen so its not like we are any diffrently then other programs it just so happens we got caught with are pants down so to speak. I will always be proud of my acomplishments at OSU(gratuated top 10% of my class) and I hope you always will to. In brotherhood, Lee Kuhlman
Your MGoLawyer in Columbus. Unabashedly representing the interests of Wolverines all across enemy territory and now back hoMe.
May 23rd, 2011 at 2:37 PM |
This guy has to be
This guy has to be
This guy has to be trolling...
COYS and lets go Detroit FC!
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:22 PM |
He double posted that too.
He double posted that too.
He double posted that too.
edit: nevermind, just a guy replying to it. I blame the shitty formatting of the site.
Special Teams means special times!
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:17 PM |
when I was on my basketball
when I was on my basketball
when I was on my basketball scholarship for my first two years at Ohio State, I was only given $1,100 a month. That might sound like a lot of money at first thought, but you have to realize that these checks had to cover the monthly cost of rent, utilities, food, gas, entertainment, tattoos, trips to the strip club, bottles off the top shelf, weed, hookers, blow, and – on top of all of that – child support
Too funny
Special Teams means special times!
May 23rd, 2011 at 3:32 PM |
I love the comments on his blog...
I love the comments on his blog...
Here is the one I feel to be the most eloquent:
you don't know Jack - Sh!T .....keep your mouth shut and put your a$$ back on the bench..... If you don't know .....keep you punk mouth shut.
It sounds like denial is still in fashion among many TSIO fans.
May 23rd, 2011 at 4:57 PM |
I can personally attest to
I can personally attest to
I can personally attest to seeing Jamaal Berry and Boom Herron driving ABE Dodge Avengers (not sure where Titus got Chargers, they're Avengers) around campus. I don't know if they paid for them, but my best friend in high school had the exact same car and his family wasn't exactly the richest, so it's possible that they can afford the cars, but it's also possible they were given discounts.
"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
-Doug Heffernan, in regards to Arthur and his stamp needs
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:01 PM |
Anything's possible.
Anything's possible.
Anything's possible.
Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:23 PM |
periods and other end marks please
periods and other end marks please
"Runnnn!!! get to da choppa"
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:40 PM |
good grief
good grief
"everyone is cyclical" in the comments
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:49 PM |
I think
I think
the OP might want to read some of Titus' work. Its actually a hilariously funny and sarcastic blog.
May 23rd, 2011 at 9:24 PM |
His blogs are generally funny
His blogs are generally funny
His blogs are generally funny and truthful. Many of his big ten oponents and some coaches read them while he played.....
That being said, it will be a slap in the face of college football as an amature sport if no more sanctions come of this.
are sarcastic, not real. If you have read every blog post from Titus, you'd know that he is a very sarcastic blogger.