What did Mark May say about Brady Hoke?

I wish Hoke could have been coaching TP, He would have made him a star.

never once have I missed a grain of sand.

I am in fact a vacuum cleaner salesman so yes I could

and you obviously have sand in your vagina. Do you need a vacuum to suck it out?

I heard Brady Hoke can cure cancer, not sure if its true or not, but it sounds real.

what?

Hoke will be the best fit at MICH. That dude knows what he is doing. Ball St. and SDSU are ASStacular schools and he won there, so I'm gonna say Brian is wrong this time. HIRE HOKE