I imagine the players are too distracted by how terrible the white socks look, which results in poor play and shooting. You know that old, grammatically incorrect saying: "Look good, feel good, play good."
Two consecutive times between plays, we got the two-for treatment, with Special K playing Hells Bells then quickly switching to Seven Nation Army before the play started.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
If i just wanted to watch Michigan win a football game I'd watch it on TV from the comfort of my home. But the reason I give Dave Brandon my money is to enjoy the gameday experience, and the band is a big part of that.
Expect a lot of clothes made for linemen. If you wear small or multiple X sizes then it's a dreamland of clothing options for you. If you wear medium or large, you're not getting any merchandise without a fist fight
Probably the first adidas uniformz that aren't completely atrocious. I'm not sure if Nebraska should be wearing black shirts so soon after giving up 70 to Wisky.
Tosh.0 is a guilty pleasure of mine and that was one of the best segments in recent memory. Too bad the Japanese vomit fetish video that followed shortly after ruined everything.
I will best remember Mike Jones for the time he farted next to me when I was getting breakfast at West Quad. Probably not the greatest legacy to leave.
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At least they'll be able to see the game, couldn't see a damn thing at field level.
That's a Bingo, now we just need the full pic
Not quite, but seeing the recently unearthed Kansas game Stankface is what reminded me of the original Stankface photo.
I imagine the players are too distracted by how terrible the white socks look, which results in poor play and shooting. You know that old, grammatically incorrect saying: "Look good, feel good, play good."
The Pirate Captain has always been my second favorite coach.
Back at it again with the Nike Cleats!
good lord, those hawks jerseys are terrible.
https://www.riddell.com/speedflex#features/the-flex-system
Denard is signed with adidas, that's what it means.
Two Problems:
Babymetal is the greatest band in the world.
I went through the Funchess position switch.
I'm so glad #24 fouled out. That guy was infuriating to watch.
Craig Roh is on the practice squad if that counts.
Just another display of the sheer buffoonery and worthlessness of Student Government.
Two consecutive times between plays, we got the two-for treatment, with Special K playing Hells Bells then quickly switching to Seven Nation Army before the play started.
Hells Bells: 8 times
Seven Nation Army: 6 times
Levels: 3
We Ready: 2
Versace: 1
Shout: 1
Rarely do I get worked up about football after the game but this is infuriating.
Best one so far.
In other UM Alum news, Braylon Edwards is up to no good
http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/10/08/braylon-edwards-recorded-throwing-man-against-detroit-police-car-video/
Grey, neon green and orange, the most cliche UNIFORMZ colors all in one uninspiring package.
Wisconsin's band isn't very good, maybe he took exception to their performance.
Man, Derrick Rose sits out over a year and Jake Ryan is back in 6 months? How does that work?
MIchigan 55, UCONN 12
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
They'd be helpful for preventing Brandon Spikes from trying to gouge your eyes out.
I think he's just in high school. We were all idiots back then.
If i just wanted to watch Michigan win a football game I'd watch it on TV from the comfort of my home. But the reason I give Dave Brandon my money is to enjoy the gameday experience, and the band is a big part of that.
The Denard video is set to private and thus unviewable.
I know exactly who you're talking about.
Alright, I guess. Probably could have used more whit on the uniform so that the helmet doesn't stick out so much.
Right, because they do such a good job of keeping the other prohibited items out of the stadium.
How much more are they going to charge for official seat cushions now?
Don't you need either proof of citizenship or a visa to attend a university in the first place?
Expect a lot of clothes made for linemen. If you wear small or multiple X sizes then it's a dreamland of clothing options for you. If you wear medium or large, you're not getting any merchandise without a fist fight
Friday? I'm not sure if sweet deals are worth a vacation day.
Probably the first adidas uniformz that aren't completely atrocious. I'm not sure if Nebraska should be wearing black shirts so soon after giving up 70 to Wisky.
I lived in the hall of the Fab Five!
His incompetence was par for the course among his peers, but his theatrics were unmatched. Consider me disappointed.
You're just hanging out with the wrong people.
Tosh.0 is a guilty pleasure of mine and that was one of the best segments in recent memory. Too bad the Japanese vomit fetish video that followed shortly after ruined everything.
I see he wasted no time switching to Nike.
I will best remember Mike Jones for the time he farted next to me when I was getting breakfast at West Quad. Probably not the greatest legacy to leave.
Have fun with unemployment. Real world jobs suck.
Are those official leather balls he's kicking or composite ones? The composite ones are much easier to kick.
Actually he played baseball in high school...
MCW is looking like Wallace from The Wire