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At least they'll be able to…

At least they'll be able to see the game, couldn't see a damn thing at field level.  

Yes

That's a Bingo, now we just need the full pic

Not quite, but seeing the

Not quite, but seeing the recently unearthed Kansas game Stankface is what reminded me of the original Stankface photo.

Not superstitious, real effects

I imagine the players are too distracted by how terrible the white socks look, which results in poor play and shooting.  You know that old, grammatically incorrect saying: "Look good, feel good, play good."

Yarr

The Pirate Captain has always been my second favorite coach.

Damn John,

Back at it again with the Nike Cleats!

uniformz

good lord, those hawks jerseys are terrible.

(No subject)

Woosh

https://www.riddell.com/speed

https://www.riddell.com/speedflex#features/the-flex-system

Denard is signed with adidas,

Denard is signed with adidas, that's what it means.

Flaws

Two Problems:

  • Too much Penn State Night Game Uniform.
  • Not enough Denard Robinson.
BABYMETAL

Babymetal is the greatest band in the world.

I went through the Funchess

I went through the Funchess position switch.

See ya!

I'm so glad #24 fouled out.  That guy was infuriating to watch.

Practice Squad count?

Craig Roh is on the practice squad if that counts.

CSG are a bunch of self-important idiots

Just another display of the sheer buffoonery and worthlessness of Student Government.

Yep

Two consecutive times between plays, we got the two-for treatment, with Special K playing Hells Bells then quickly switching to Seven Nation Army before the play started.  

Sountraxx Tally

Hells Bells:  8 times

Seven Nation Army: 6 times

Levels:  3

We Ready:  2

Versace: 1

Shout: 1

Jeez

Rarely do I get worked up about football after the game but this is infuriating.

Nice!

Best one so far.

Other UM alums...

In other UM Alum news, Braylon Edwards is up to no good

 

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/10/08/braylon-edwards-recorded-throwing-man-against-detroit-police-car-video/

jeez

Grey, neon green and orange, the most cliche UNIFORMZ colors all in one uninspiring package.

maybe he's a patron of the arts

Wisconsin's band isn't very good, maybe he took exception to their performance.  

That was quick

Man, Derrick Rose sits out over a year and Jake Ryan is back in 6 months?  How does that work?

Embed? FAIL

MIchigan 55, UCONN 12

MIchigan 55, UCONN 12

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5min? nobody got time for that.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

useful

They'd be helpful for preventing Brandon Spikes from trying to gouge your eyes out.

Neither troll, nor douche

I think he's just in high school.  We were all idiots back then.

gameday experience

If i just wanted to watch Michigan win a football game I'd watch it on TV from the comfort of my home.  But the reason I give Dave Brandon my money is to enjoy the gameday experience, and the band is a big part of that.  

Show me your privates

The Denard video is set to private and thus unviewable.

oh jeez

I know exactly who you're talking about.  

Meh

Alright, I guess.  Probably could have used more whit on the uniform so that the helmet doesn't stick out so much.  

ugh.

Right, because they do such a good job of keeping the other prohibited items out of the stadium.



How much more are they going to charge for official seat cushions now?

I don't get it

Don't you need either proof of citizenship or a visa to attend a university in the first place?

XXXL

Expect a lot of clothes made for linemen.  If you wear small or multiple X sizes then it's a dreamland of clothing options for you.  If you wear medium or large, you're not getting any merchandise without a fist fight

Dangit

Friday? I'm not sure if sweet deals are worth a vacation day.

Not bad

Probably the first adidas uniformz that aren't completely atrocious.  I'm not sure if Nebraska should be wearing black shirts so soon after giving up 70 to Wisky.

Nice!

I lived in the hall of the Fab Five!

Meh, kinda bummed.

His incompetence was par for the course among his peers, but his theatrics were unmatched.  Consider me disappointed.  

HA

You're just hanging out with the wrong people.  

yeah

Tosh.0 is a guilty pleasure of mine and that was one of the best segments in recent memory.  Too bad the Japanese vomit fetish video that followed shortly after ruined everything.

Nike

I see he wasted no time switching to Nike.

Mike Jones

I will best remember Mike Jones for the time he farted next to me when I was getting breakfast at West Quad.  Probably not the greatest legacy to leave.

Enjoy this summer.

Have fun with unemployment.  Real world jobs suck.  

Hmm

Are those official leather balls he's kicking or composite ones? The composite ones are much easier to kick.

Well

Actually he played baseball in high school...

Dat Overbite

MCW is looking like Wallace from The Wire