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Agreed, old chap.

England-Australia Cricket update

England climbs to 118-1 as Australia sits at 492-9, largely on Joe Root's performance.  He reminds me of a young Alastair Cook.  He's in total command of the game at the moment as he eases two down to long leg off Peter Siddle.  Just outstanding.

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley is worse than me right now describing M's reliance on guards.  Waa waaaaa.

Reminds me of a story

You know, down in Cornwall, we very rarely had milk bottles.  The milkman came 'round with a milk churn in the morning and ladled it out for us into jugs.  We stood at the door with jugs and he ladled the milk out into jugs for us.  He seldom might have had a Tizer bottle but that would only be at Christmas, of course.  You couldn't have Tizer at any other time but Christmas.

Cricket

Anyone see the Afghanistan/India cricket match?  Quite an ace showing by the Afghanis!

The moment of the match was the helicopter shot employed by the stocky wicketkeeper-batsman Mohammad Shahzad to whip Zaheer Khan through mid-wicket for a four.

I could see Mahendra Singh Dhoni smiling wryly from behind the stumps!

Not sure

Not sure why my name has been invoked so many times this morning.  Oh well - time for a crumpet.

Indeed it is not

It would be illecebrous to pose as me, bully for you.

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You're a twonk!

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Does anyone wish to discuss Alistair Darling's recent proclamations regarding Scotland's future independence referendum?  I imagine that if they were to pursue this, the Scots' image of a more egalitarian and prosperous future would dissolve quicker than you could recite the Declaration of Arbroath!

Agreed.

Agreed.  I have nothing to say on this matter.

(no subject)

Why, good evening to you, kind sir!

Indeed!

Instead, may I suggest that we all have a glass of brandy and revisit the rise of the Bengalis in Whitechapel?

(laughs)

I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn.

Now here's a fellow

Now here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle.  But he's having some trouble.  Do you know why?  Because he's a Scot!