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|2 days 20 hours ago||Right-o||
Agreed, old chap.
|16 weeks 8 hours ago||England-Australia Cricket update||
England climbs to 118-1 as Australia sits at 492-9, largely on Joe Root's performance. He reminds me of a young Alastair Cook. He's in total command of the game at the moment as he eases two down to long leg off Peter Siddle. Just outstanding.
|38 weeks 20 hours ago||Charles Barkley||
Charles Barkley is worse than me right now describing M's reliance on guards. Waa waaaaa.
|47 weeks 6 hours ago||Reminds me of a story||
You know, down in Cornwall, we very rarely had milk bottles. The milkman came 'round with a milk churn in the morning and ladled it out for us into jugs. We stood at the door with jugs and he ladled the milk out into jugs for us. He seldom might have had a Tizer bottle but that would only be at Christmas, of course. You couldn't have Tizer at any other time but Christmas.
|1 year 12 weeks ago||Cricket||
Anyone see the Afghanistan/India cricket match? Quite an ace showing by the Afghanis!
The moment of the match was the helicopter shot employed by the stocky wicketkeeper-batsman Mohammad Shahzad to whip Zaheer Khan through mid-wicket for a four.
I could see Mahendra Singh Dhoni smiling wryly from behind the stumps!
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Not sure||
Not sure why my name has been invoked so many times this morning. Oh well - time for a crumpet.
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Indeed it is not||
It would be illecebrous to pose as me, bully for you.
|1 year 19 weeks ago||.||
You're a twonk!
|1 year 24 weeks ago||.||
Does anyone wish to discuss Alistair Darling's recent proclamations regarding Scotland's future independence referendum? I imagine that if they were to pursue this, the Scots' image of a more egalitarian and prosperous future would dissolve quicker than you could recite the Declaration of Arbroath!
|1 year 26 weeks ago||Agreed.||
Agreed. I have nothing to say on this matter.
|1 year 42 weeks ago||(no subject)||
Why, good evening to you, kind sir!
|1 year 45 weeks ago||Indeed!||
Instead, may I suggest that we all have a glass of brandy and revisit the rise of the Bengalis in Whitechapel?
|1 year 48 weeks ago||(laughs)||
I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn.
|2 years 37 weeks ago||Now here's a fellow||
Now here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble. Do you know why? Because he's a Scot!