Zoltan is a Playboy
http://mgoblue.com/football/article.aspx?id=181338
I knew this man was smart, but I didn't know that he had already graduated and he's working towards his MBA. That's nuts.
All Hail.
He's got to be pretty smart. He won't need his MBA when he becomes an NFL pro bowler in his first year.
With his business skills, he might be the rare pro athlete to not go broke after he retires.
I once played quarters with Zoltan at the Brown Jug. He was a good man.
Do you think Zoltan can sneeze while keeping his eyes open? Of course he can.
but I know he can speak French...
in Russian.
I saw Zoltan one night at Deja Vu. The girls were paying HIM to give him lap dances.
measurments: 6'4" 235 lbs.
eyes: hazel
favorite sport: soccer
favorite book: Lord Of The Flies
favorite movie: tie, Chinatown, It's a Wonderful Life
favorite food: Narwhal (raw)
favorite celebrity: tie, Warren Buffett, Jessica Alba
biggest fantasy: kicking lead footballs into Jim Tressel's face.
most embarrassing moment: having to wear the paper trainee hat before officially becoming Space Emperor.
don't want him to start talking business and the stock market because you will be there for a while. He may only be a punter but maybe one of the biggest fan favorites.
All Hail Space Emperor Zoltan
I can't wait for him to fix our economy
He can bend time and space AND understand derivative shares? His omnipotence knows no bounds.
I know I can't post due to my point totals, which is crap because I've been reading this blog almost since its inception. Anyways, for any of you guys who can post:
http://blog.al.com/press-register-sports/2009/07/his_lips_moved_meyer_p…
Interesting article, even though it is pure speculation. I was just imagining a new 10 year war with our other hated rival in the likes of Bo and Woody ramming it down each others throats. 2 of the greatest minds in the spread offense going head to head yearly?
I'm not a huge fan of Urban Meyer myself, but holy cow is that blog/article/whatever unduly scathing! And coming from Alabama, no less! Wow, just wow. Talk about unfounded claims, bitterness, and jealousy - that author/blogger/whatever has it all!
I don't know - if any college coach deserves it I'd say its Meyer. His bringing of Icing 2.0 was the last straw for me.
I want no part of Meyer at ND. Fortunately, I think the fat man can squeeze nine wins out of ND this year and save his job.
But anyway, it's amusing to see an Alabama-based writer accuse Meyer of dishonesty.
Anybody Alabama related complaining about ethics or cheating is beyond a joke. It's like Jim Leyland complaining about second-hand smoke.
there was literally nothing in that article to support the fact that urban meyer will leave florida other than the oft used 'dream job' quote but somehow it made it into the article's headline. it's probably just a pissed off crimson tide fan
an invitation to Playboy the mansion with Hef and friends!
Afterward he can marvel the paparazzi as he relentlessly throws lightning bolts down at the helpless Beverly Hills villagers below.
It's really the only way he'll get a shot to coach against Pete Carroll every year.
charlie weis gets fired from ND this year. i fully expect urban meyer to be his replacement.
i think that's reason enough to cheer for ND every weekend but the one they play us
I thought the title was a reference to his exploits with the ladies around town.
I met one of Michigan's "Girls of the Big 10" last year at a party, and she had lots of sexy gossip on the Space Emperor.
This year there won't be a party at the Playboy Mansion for the Playboy All-Americans. Lack of funding.
Maybe RROD will let Zoltan walk around the locker room in a robe and slippers with a pipe to make up for it.
I have convinced my broker to trade all of my Dollars, Euros, and Yuan for Spacebucks. It will soon become the currency of the entire Galaxy.