Why Oh Why Can't We Live Like This

Go root for OSU then, because you're not going to get this at Michigan.  We still live in the "three yards and a cloud of dust" offense

Because you touch yourself at night. 

That's it, See you in January MGO! I'm out.

I have a BPON'er.  

Back when we thought you could have integrity and be elite, we despised the wicked. Now that we have learned otherwise, we wish we were they. Seems appropriate.

Not that the larger point doesn't count, but they did play another game.  And none of the teams OSU played against are particularly good (I guess Cincy is fine).  By comparison, Michigan has now played 2 of their 3 games against squads that finished last year ranked, including one with the #1 offense AND defense in the country, on the road.  Michigan's offense definitely needs to get better, but just raw comparisons feels a bit unreasonable.

Uh.....schedule nothing but C-USA and MAC teams early on?

Because you have to post this, that's why.  

Because there are malicious forces in the world that do job us on 4th downs because we have entitled fans who whine that we deserve something we haven't earned.  Because we have blogs and fans that spit on 10win Lloydball because they're too dumb to understand The Horror isn't one game it's the WORST.DEFENSE.IN.SCHOOL.HISTORY for three consecutively worsening years, followed by a kit in Wolverine's clothes for another 4, followed by idiots who have proven their absolute inability to learn anything from any of this.  

This is one game.  Yeah, I'm mad at that performance, I'm madder that I bought the hype that the defense had only given up 7 points when not hamstrung by turnovers and an offense that ought to be...  Yet, I'm maddest that there's no perspective.  No ability to see one game to the next, these rollercoasters are a huge problem.  There are no silver bullets, no single, "do this and win all the trophies forever".  Am I willing to see my team cheat?  No I'd rather root for an Ivy League team.  If you're inclined to hire Urban, let me humbly request you just go roll tide, because football already has plenty of whores, it really doesn't need another.

Who gives a shit about running the ball? We need to fucking pass for more than 180 a game.

Good luck running Fields a ton. Who's the backup again?

It is kinda sad, but I almost shocked UM's rush averages are even that high.

We can easily have those numbers. Just give Urban a call. 

This just in: Ohio State is good at football. Michigan not as good. More to follow. 

I think Urban Meyer explained the difference in the programs in that video of him breaking down film that was posted a few weeks ago. He said something like this is a player's game, not a coach's game. He also explained how he would ask the O and D coordinators who the best 11 athletes they had were and game plan for their best players. If that meant changing formations or schemes, so be it. Can anyone imaging JMFH changing his style to fit the best athletes on the team? Yeah, me neither. He will always think he's the smartest guy in the room even though the on field results keep proving otherwise.

You might look good in red, give it a try

Because Harbaugh's kid is our running backs coach?