What is happening here, Urban?

Submitted by CoMisch on August 11th, 2020 at 6:57 PM
Discuss: https://twitter.com/davezonair/status/1293288978846711808?s=21

kehnonymous

August 11th, 2020 at 7:33 PM ^

BTW, this came as a surprise to me, but while I didn't see this rate much mention on 11W when I scoped it out, the overall gist of the comments there about the season being nuked are a trashfire of impotent spittle and WHERZ MAH FOOTBAWWW.

Which... yes, was quite surprising.

kehnonymous

August 11th, 2020 at 8:53 PM ^

Y'know... in a year where everything in the country sucks and I would honestly take getting obliterated again in the Toilet Seat as opposed to our current dystopian hellscape because that's at least a normal I can deal with...

I'm taking my fun where I can get it.

OSU fan schadenfreude that their really good team doesn't get to play this year is 100% pure Colombian awesome.  There may not be anything else this year that gives me joy other than seeing the impotent raging misery of those scarlet and gray cro-mags so goddamnit I am going to milk this for all it's worth.  Is it big or noble of me?  No.  Do I completely and 100% unrepentantly own it?  Yes.

LSAClassOf2000

August 11th, 2020 at 7:33 PM ^

For some reason, it would not shock me at all if there was someone that followed Urban around - having possibly done so for years - who, at random intervals, wandered into his house, made a sandwich from things in the refrigerator, and left as quietly as he entered......except this time.