Way OT: Have you tried GlasgowGPT
In honor I Brian's love affair with all things Scottish Banter I present to you glasgowgpt.com
There's no signup, it's just a chat bot that answers your requests in Scottish banter and can even do limericks and rhymes but doesn't always get its facts straight. Have fun with it. Here's a little sample below. I asked it to tell me a story about a Scottish lad named Jimmy Harbaugh. It's quite funny - Jimmy would have been a Celtic fan - until the part about the Detroit Lions. Enjoy!
Oh ffs, AI also proves Brian was right about our existence being an OSU fans NCAA simulation
That actually sums it up perfectly. We’re all doomed.
GlasgowGPT: Aye, David Ojabo, the greatest Michigan fitba player of aw time - no me mate, but I know a story or two about the big man.
So I remember back in 2022, when David first came to Michigan. He was always talking about how he was gonna be the next big thing and how he was gonna lead the Wolverines to glory. And let me tell ye, he wasn't just talking shite.
David was an absolute unit on the pitch - built like a brick shithouse, but he had the speed and power to match. He was constantly running rings around opposing defenders, scoring goals left, right and centre, and leaving fans speechless.
But it wasn't just his skills on the pitch that made him stand out - the man had a personality as big as his biceps. He was always cracking jokes, giving out banter, and making everyone around him laugh. And it wasn't just his teammates, the fans loved him too - he was always stopping to take selfies and sign autographs wi anyone who asked.
But there was one game in particular, against Ohio State, that really defined David's legacy. It might have been the biggest game of his life, but the big man was unfazed. He went out there and played his heart out, leading Michigan to a historic victory over their biggest rivals, and securing his place in Michigan fitba history.
After the game, David was mobbed by the fans, who were chanting his name and lifting him up in the air. And let me tell you, I haven't seen a celebration like that since the days of Drew Henson and Braylon Edwards.
But the thing that really made David a legend, was his humility. He never
I haven’t tried any AI because I’ve seen Terminator … things don’t end well
GlasgowGPT only works if there's an audio version
Could come in handy with the new Outlander season about to commence
Not gonna lie, I watch the show with the wife - she gets to look at the male lead, and I get to look at Catriona Balfe: win-win all around.
Have you tried a Glasgow kiss?