December 26th, 2020 at 1:36 PM ^
Just one ?
What's an NFL Network?
December 26th, 2020 at 3:38 PM ^
When will the NFL learn?? Never put the Lions on as the only game..nowhere to go when they are down by 40.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:36 PM ^
Does it have to be 6 letters long? Can I buy a vowel?
December 26th, 2020 at 1:40 PM ^
You counted the underscores LOL
December 26th, 2020 at 3:58 PM ^
The OP is no Vanna White.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:41 PM ^
I'm not sure there's anything else like it, watching the Loins is a singular experience.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:22 PM ^
It's like watching Braydon Coombs going rogue.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:51 PM ^
I would rather watch my loins than the Lions.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:42 PM ^
Loins - I do like BBQ pork loins
December 26th, 2020 at 1:47 PM ^
it's like...impossible. and not just because they are the worst pro franchise in the galaxy, but also because they are on a 'mystery' channel. if the NFL is losing viewers, and it is, it would seem very ill-advised to have games on alternative networks that many (most?) don't get. its like the NFL equivalent of BTN+.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:50 PM ^
Be thankful you're not seeing this.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:57 PM ^
you weren't kidding. scoring drives here. yeesh. but at least they missed an XP. if brent mussberger was announcing the game he would be touting how that could be the most important play of the game.
TD
11:43
Rob Gronkowski Pass From Tom Brady for 33 Yrds, R.Succop extra point is No Good, Hit Right Upright, Center-Z.Triner, Holder-B.Pinion.
6 plays, 82 yards, 3:17
6-0
TD
7:39
Mike Evans Pass From Tom Brady for 27 Yrds, R.Succop extra point is GOOD, Center-Z.Triner, Holder-B.Pinion.
4 plays, 80 yards, 2:06
13-0
Second QuarterTBDET
TD
11:51
Leonard Fournette 4 Yard Rush, R.Succop extra point is GOOD, Center-Z.Triner, Holder-B.Pinion.
6 plays, 51 yards, 2:24
20-0
EDIT: and now add this:
TD
4:52
Chris Godwin Pass From Tom Brady for 7 Yrds, R.Succop extra point is GOOD, Center-Z.Triner, Holder-B.Pinion.
7 plays, 91 yards, 4:10
27-0
someone call the cops. the lions are getting beaten like a red-headed step child.
December 26th, 2020 at 3:22 PM ^
Musberger would also be going on and on about some WAG they did a close up on.
December 26th, 2020 at 9:06 PM ^
Last time I saw something this porous came from Edenville.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:47 PM ^
My team lost to the Jets.....I have no room to talk
December 26th, 2020 at 1:51 PM ^
Watching the Lions is strangely comforting for me. I like having a team to follow that i have absolutely no expectations of winning or emotional investment in the outcome each week.
No matter what’s going on in the world, you know the Lions are going to be somewhere between outright terrible and well below average. That kind of consistency is rare, and for me at least, appreciated.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:27 PM ^
There's no pressure being a Lions fan. I like watching and rooting for them, but it doesn't ruin my day when they lose.
December 26th, 2020 at 10:16 PM ^
I’m a very passive Lions fan. We got tix to the Lions/Patriots game in 2018 as something to do on Sunday after the Mich/Nebraska game.
Watching the Lions beat the Pats and the fan reaction was like watching fans see their team win the super bowl.
December 26th, 2020 at 1:58 PM ^
My loins are pretty damn good, just ask my wife!
December 26th, 2020 at 2:09 PM ^
If they were so good you would capitalize them: Loins.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:11 PM ^
The Loins
December 26th, 2020 at 1:59 PM ^
Watching the varsity play the jv. This team was so poorly constructed by Bob Quinn they won’t or can’t be good for several years. Look no further than drafting a linebacker who was a projected 7th rounder in the second round. A linebacker that they march out there every week who couldn’t cover my grandmother.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:51 PM ^
Look no further than Hockenson, whom everybody shit on as a first round pick tight end making the Pro Bowl as a starter this year.
Quinn drafted reasonably well over his tenure, his eff up was bringing in Fat Matt as the head coach.
December 26th, 2020 at 5:29 PM ^
He was very average as a drafter, taking Okudah with thec3rd pick was terrible, don't let Kiper and McShay do your drafting for you.
They took a a RB in the 6th rd. after taking Swift earlier,why?
Just a couple of examples.
December 26th, 2020 at 9:18 PM ^
I believe that 6th rounder RB was also cut before the season. Woof.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:02 PM ^
It’s ok to watch loins, but you have to be subtle about it or you can really piss people off.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:03 PM ^
Just when you think your team is in trouble and all may be lost, the Loins show up on your schedule to right the ship. They are the NFL version of the COVID-19 vaccine.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:07 PM ^
This stat doesn't even do justice to the ineptitude.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:07 PM ^
This was a big game for the Lions, to show that they have some fight against a top team. I guess these Lions have no fight.
December 26th, 2020 at 4:25 PM ^
Lions haven't had any fight for the last 60 years. Thanks William, Martha, and Sheila....
December 26th, 2020 at 2:09 PM ^
Good Lord, that was a wicked drive by Brady and company.
If Brady wins this and therefore a spot in the playoffs . . . while Belichick and the Patriots are officially out, then even the tiny handful of holdouts who deny that Brady is the GOAT will have nothing left to hang their hats on.
Yes indeed, the Patriots success was more about having Brady than Belichick.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:16 PM ^
"If" ?
December 26th, 2020 at 2:29 PM ^
They scored again while I was typing it.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:10 PM ^
Watching the Lions is like that movie Groundhog Day.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:10 PM ^
...watching the Lions. There is no substitute.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:12 PM ^
Watching the loins is like masterbating with a cheese grater. Slightly amusing but mostly painful.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:30 PM ^
Amusing? Seek help, friend. I'm worried about you.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:14 PM ^
Even the Bucs look bored...
December 26th, 2020 at 2:26 PM ^
I feel bad for the NFL Network and everyone who has to work this game.
December 26th, 2020 at 4:04 PM ^
I would have cut those things up like a pair of Daisy Dukes on the very first day.
December 26th, 2020 at 5:10 PM ^
A little long, but that's about right
December 26th, 2020 at 2:31 PM ^
I'll wax philosophically and explain the years of... uh .... oh wait Caddyshack's on AMC... out.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:33 PM ^
Like watching them make whomever they are playing look like the eventual Super Bowl champions. What a garbage organization.
December 26th, 2020 at 2:39 PM ^
Being water boarded...
December 26th, 2020 at 2:47 PM ^
I hope Stafford gets traded to the Colts. He deserves better.