Touch the Banner(MS Paint)

Submitted by The Shredder on September 9th, 2009 at 10:15 AM

This what really happened on Saturday. Not only did Zoltan get trampled but Martin switched over to the Hulk, three Slot ninja's deployed all over the field, The Force was felt and Denard was dropping snaps and turning them into blurs.

HD Version: http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m32/RTA24/zolcrush-1.jpg I hope this spurs some convo that might be a middle of the week boring day. Enjoy.

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TomW09

September 9th, 2009 at 10:19 AM ^

Such artistic genius cannot be properly evaluated. All we can do, as mere mortals, is wonder what heavenly force inspired such greatness.

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GatrHatr

September 9th, 2009 at 10:20 AM ^

What's going on with DR? He's all fuzzy. And there seems to be some flesh colored crotch somethingorother.

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 10:22 AM ^

That is a blur because he is fast. That also a football. NO he is not getting naughty with the football.

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GatrHatr

September 9th, 2009 at 10:24 AM ^

"NO he is not getting naughty with the football." Great line....I almost spit my coffee up.

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 10:30 AM ^

I Love spit takes! I love doing them when they are not necessary. Example: Me: what time is it? (I take drink) Co-worker: 12:00pm Me:(Spits water all over co worker) Me: What 12:00pm??!?!? Time for lunch.. Wanna grab a bite?

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James Burrill Angell

September 9th, 2009 at 11:08 AM ^

the 10 or so stutter-steps it took Will Campbell to line up his jump. First-timer. He'll learn.

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alabluema

September 9th, 2009 at 10:20 AM ^

Why is Tate's shirt open? Beautiful work.

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 10:24 AM ^

Ever seen the Star Wars poster for "New Hope"? Yeah.. Luke blazes a six pack and so can Tate!

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Rush N Attack

September 9th, 2009 at 10:40 AM ^

I originally thought Tate was holding a rolling pin...now it all makes perfect sense. Hemingway as Princess Leia is a nice touch.

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 11:06 AM ^

Good eye. I try to put some movie references in there.. Back to the future ect..

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OMG Shirtless

September 9th, 2009 at 10:25 AM ^

Print, Frame, Hang in Schembechler Hall Keep it up Shredder!

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CPS

September 9th, 2009 at 11:33 AM ^

All others are but a pale imitation; a hazy reflection in an old mirror. Your work is a shining beacon to us. Shine on, little beacon. Shine on.

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Blue2000

September 9th, 2009 at 10:32 AM ^

Most pleasant surprises this season: 1. The play of our freshman QBs 2. A defense that knows how to tackle 3. The consistent MS Paint masterpieces posted on this blog.

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baorao

September 9th, 2009 at 10:36 AM ^

the slot receivers holding marijuana leaves?

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Koyote

September 9th, 2009 at 10:39 AM ^

I would guess those are a sai and a ninja star. Finally, my hours of watching of TMNT during my childhood have paid off!

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James Burrill Angell

September 9th, 2009 at 11:09 AM ^

Did he sneak in there?

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Koyote

September 9th, 2009 at 10:40 AM ^

I like how we even have an HD version. Dare I ask why there is a Loufa? Do our players normally carry those out onto the field? Also - Poor Hemingway, Tate appears to be kicking him in the junk

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TomW09

September 9th, 2009 at 10:44 AM ^

On Friday Night Tailgate (BTN) Zoltan gave a tour of the locker room. He had a loufa in his locker and told the cameras not to hate on him because he likes to stay fresh, or something like that.

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Bmarks

September 9th, 2009 at 10:44 AM ^

Is that why Junior's name has swirled around the injury report?

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jabberwock

September 9th, 2009 at 10:37 AM ^

We can sand-blast the ceiling of the Sistene Chapel, and I'll buy you a brand new 64 pack of Crayolas (with sharpener) to redo it with appropriate Michigan themed mythology.

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Wide Open

September 9th, 2009 at 10:52 AM ^

I LOVE EVERYTHING about this picture. Except... What's with the loufa? I was under the impression that Barwis made everyone take cold showers using steel wool and Lava (yes that Lava). EDIT: Thanks for the update Tom. Surely Barwis made Zoltan run stadium steps for the illegal contraband, which Zoltan did happily.

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jericho

September 9th, 2009 at 10:55 AM ^

I'm not sure who #78 is, but I love his eyes. Keep it up, Shredder! This is great stuff.

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MGoScene

September 9th, 2009 at 11:01 AM ^

probably meant to be #73, big will "crazy eyes" campbell.

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 11:08 AM ^

Yeah How in the world did I mess that up? Damn Mcfly!

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Magnus

September 9th, 2009 at 11:21 AM ^

I thought this was going to have something to do with my blog. Very nice.

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sjastrz

September 9th, 2009 at 11:21 AM ^

It makes me sad that I have to wait till get home to see these masterpieces since I only get red X's at work.

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osdihg

September 9th, 2009 at 11:44 AM ^

The signature at the bottom right makes it all worthwhile.

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Joe

September 9th, 2009 at 11:45 AM ^

How in the world can paint be HD? I thought that was the whole point of paint - low tech... Regardless - well done sir!

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 3:00 PM ^

Because I have the new double secret probation MS Paint HD.. No one has it. Not even Oprah.

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Drake

September 9th, 2009 at 11:47 AM ^

This is 100% pure awesomeness. That is why you are a Jedi and I am but a lonely Padawan. Great stuff.

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aenima0311

September 9th, 2009 at 11:55 AM ^

Great work and attention to detail. The Loofah really brings the picture together.

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akearney50

September 9th, 2009 at 12:02 PM ^

Loofahs have been bringing things together since the 3rd century BC. Little known fact: Loofahs ended The Crusades.

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Schmoe

September 9th, 2009 at 12:42 PM ^

Please continue these MS Paint recaps all season long. Mid-week humor. Should be a diary series.

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MichFan1997

September 9th, 2009 at 12:58 PM ^

pictures are worth 1000 words, so I'd meet the length requirement for a diary as well.

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BiSB

September 9th, 2009 at 1:03 PM ^

Please respond to more comments; I want to keep posbanging you. (That's what she said?) Keep up the fantastic work.

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 3:06 PM ^

Thats awful nice. Hell, everyone has been "posbanging" me. I joined in July.

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BlueFab5

September 9th, 2009 at 1:27 PM ^

"But Iron Head what's with the thingy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXvcjPeuU1E

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The Shredder

September 9th, 2009 at 3:08 PM ^

I will post D-rob here. Just in case anyone wants to see what he looks like when he is't speed walking.

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Bob Probert Owns You

September 9th, 2009 at 6:40 PM ^

That can easily be viewed as mgoporn. Interesting "fumble" placement.

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Shoelace Robinson

September 9th, 2009 at 7:49 PM ^

I'll give you 10 mgopoints if I can steal that for my avatar...

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The Shredder

September 10th, 2009 at 12:08 AM ^

I would be honored. Use it and love it.

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