Terrible Joke Snowflake Thread
Please stop. You're not funny. Even if you're poking fun at the others, you're adding to the problem. Shut up.
That said, post em here and you might get a laugh or two. There's a place for this bullcrap. Let's concentrate that place in one post.
Edit: for any newcomers, this was a response to several thousand completely unique and clever since-deleted threads with "DCC: [stupid joke]" as the title. If you have a hilarious new twist on this concept, post it here.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:49 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 3:34 PM ^
This was the worst 30 minute stretch the board has seen in a long time.
December 2nd, 2015 at 5:21 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
This is the top post on /r/sports right now...https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/3v58fl/jake_butt_wins_tight_en…
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:36 PM ^
About the ample size of your mothers bottom
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^
DCC: You
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:54 PM ^
Now that I'm the DC I'd like to anounce that my Base D will be a 4-2-5 Nickel. I plan to install quite a few BEAR concepts for spread-to-run teams like OSU and general short yardage situations. Dymonte can be my Doug Plank.
I predict my Wolverines would beat OSU 73-0, even if we were all 9" tall, but with a full-size Harbaugh, not a mini Harbaugh.
December 2nd, 2015 at 7:11 PM ^
you're hired!
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:37 PM ^
Fearing for the offseason.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:38 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 3:52 PM ^
this woman is the same actress who was Jake Ryan's (no, not that Jake Ryan) hot blond girlfriend in Sixteen Candles. Remember the one who wakes up with Anthony Michael Hall in a car in the parking lot? Missing some hair if IIRC.
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:16 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 8:20 PM ^
Not sure if serious. You are thinking of Molly Ringwald - the actress who has caused me to completely lose my shit over a handful of redheads in real life over the years.
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here?
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:48 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:51 PM ^
That would be awesome!
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:51 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 3:59 PM ^
Do with epileptic lettice?
Make Caesar salad
#badfoodjoke!
December 2nd, 2015 at 5:21 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:00 PM ^
Working on cleaning it up now....
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:10 PM ^
Husband says, "I'll have the soup."
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:49 PM ^
December 2nd, 2015 at 5:00 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 4:50 PM ^
Two-thirty.
December 2nd, 2015 at 4:58 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 5:40 PM ^
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December 2nd, 2015 at 5:20 PM ^
What about Les Miles as our new DC?
Baton Rouge is sick of him, he's getting older and maybe doesn't want the burden of a HC job anymore.
Come back home Les!!!
December 2nd, 2015 at 5:24 PM ^
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December 3rd, 2015 at 1:38 AM ^