A Scientific Survey Explaining This Board and Soccer - Please Participate!
In the interest of science, I'd like to get to the bottom of why there are so many whiners here who simply CANNOT SHUT UP about the fact they hate soccer. So here we go with a poll ...
Answer with as many choices as apply
If you hate soccer, were you:
a. Forced to play by your overbearing mother because football was too dangerous
b. Too afraid to actually play football, so you thought soccer would be safer and then got disappointed when you sucked at that as well
c. Dumped by a girl for a soccer player because she wasn't impressed with your NCAA XBox coaching
d. Molested repeatedly by a youth soccer coach
e. Molested once by a youth soccer coach
f. Currently are a molesting youth soccer coach
g. Currently being molested by a youth soccer coach
h. Asperger's case who can't bear the thought of anything existing other than college football
i. Terrified of bees
j. A REAL AMMUUURICAN
k. Insecure about your own choice of sports and afraid when people talk about something you don't understand
FOR SCIENCE!
But instead of being overbearing, my mother does indeed have Asperger's.
Woot Woot!
Which of these apply to sports talk hosts, most of whom can barely tolerate the wait between commercials to rip on soccer again?
i think
S. Generally an asshole
would be the appropriate choice
is not really very nice.. it seems reather overyl antagonistic.
I was practicing to be a condescending prick WLA member.
When is the next rush?
cool story bro
the guy who can't go 200 words without calling someone a "kool aid drinker" or some variant calls me condescending
...now KoO? Kooky.
Fear of snipers.
yes.