November 15th, 2019 at 10:05 AM ^
I predict you get negged.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:05 AM ^
UM 17 Staee 9
And I don't get laid again this weekend.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
Give our offense more credit. One would think the coaches would know to throw bombs on MSU given their secondary problems.
Then again... I can also just see them running into a wall over and over again ...
Probably close into halftime. Team pulls away in the second half
24-7
November 15th, 2019 at 10:07 AM ^
Death.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:19 AM ^
Taxes
November 15th, 2019 at 10:53 AM ^
And Sparty Nos.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:09 AM ^
November 15th, 2019 at 10:10 AM ^
Michigan has allowed only 29 points in the 4th quarter all year. Make it 36 baby, because dignity dammit! Michigan 31, Michigan State 10
November 15th, 2019 at 10:12 AM ^
While the BPONE is strong with this one, and 2015 and 2017 still unfortunately burned into my memory, I think we see the better team win tomorrow. Just not seeing how MSU scores more than 7-10 points tomorrow.
Good guys: 31
Bad guys: 7
November 15th, 2019 at 10:13 AM ^
17-6 Sparty
November 15th, 2019 at 10:13 AM ^
And you're expecting them to hold us out of the endzone.. how?
November 15th, 2019 at 10:27 AM ^
Or maybe he lacks faith in our kickers to make an extra point?
November 15th, 2019 at 10:27 AM ^
I'm not expecting us to cross the 50. We get a pick-6 and miss the extra point
November 15th, 2019 at 10:54 AM ^
Please tell me this is schtick that I haven’t previously noticed.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:57 AM ^
It is.
November 15th, 2019 at 11:00 AM ^
Sweet. Sorry to step on the joke.
November 15th, 2019 at 11:03 AM ^
So much respekt and I gotta agree. If anything you're disrepekting MSU's new arc read-based run game and November Heisman candidate Brian Lewerke.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:14 AM ^
I'm ducking out of the office approximately 3 minutes after my boss leaves today. Going straight home to talk Mrs. Hatter into an afternoon quickie.
My prediction is that she'll say yes, but go fast, I haven't showered and we have a lot to do tonight.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:20 AM ^
Good luck, Hatter. We're all rooting for you. Don't let us down.
November 15th, 2019 at 11:02 AM ^
...and don’t let IT down prematurely.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
Pics or it didn't happen
November 15th, 2019 at 10:56 AM ^
Does she still owe you for the honey do list? Also quickie implies going fast. Faster than a quickie? Too much pressure.
November 15th, 2019 at 11:05 AM ^
My prediction is that she'll say yes, but go fast,
Oh, so normal then
November 15th, 2019 at 11:07 AM ^
hmm... grody
November 15th, 2019 at 12:40 PM ^
In the 3 minutes after your boss leaves you should do some prep work. Don't let your wife have "the easy one."
November 15th, 2019 at 5:11 PM ^
To quote the great John Wooden, "Be quick, but don't hurry." Finish.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:17 AM ^
Feels like another slog because these games always are. MSU had good teams in 2015 and 2017. They aren't good this year, but they might have one last gasp in them for Dantonio (even though MSU fans don't think so).
That said, outside of their annual scripted drive, it's hard to envision them scoring many points.
I'm going to go 24-14 with a late Sparty TD to make it look better than it is. Michigan's D might contribute to 7 of those 24.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:42 AM ^
They weren't that good in 2017, definitely not comparable to 2015.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:18 AM ^
I will be drinking the tears of the spartan faithful surrounding me at my dad's house.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:22 AM ^
In the year 2525...
November 15th, 2019 at 10:58 AM ^
“If man is still alive” looking frighteningly prescient.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:25 AM ^
24-10, game very similar to last year with UM playing it conservative and banging their heads against a wall too much but they still get a couple big plays and the defense creates a score off a turnover. MSU puts together one or two drives to get their points with some tricky playcalling.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:26 AM ^
My gut feeling is that Michigan annihilates MSU but then I remember Shea Patterson is our quarterback so that puts a hard cap on our point total. I'll go something like 27-13 Michigan.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:33 AM ^
Like it did against ND (45) and Maryland (38). Got it.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:31 AM ^
I'll say 27-16 for the good guys. Score is closer than the game actually feels, and closer than it should be.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:33 AM ^
- Michigan gets the opening kickoff.
- 3 and out and punt to MSU
- MSU puts together a decent drive and ends in a FG: 0-3
- Michigan sputters after a few decent plays and punts again
- MSU can't do anything on their next drive and punts
- Michigan figures it out and scores a TD: 7-3
- MSU goes 3 and out
- Michigan starts rolling as the 2nd quarter starts and scores again: 14-3
- MSU rolls out a few trick plays to try and do anything on offense and scores a FG: 14-6
- Michigan drives right down the field and scores again: 21-6
- MSU shits down their leg and punts
- Michigan scores before half and the route is on: 28-6
Michigan: 45
Sparty: 13
November 15th, 2019 at 10:34 AM ^
Michigan - 27
Staee - 19
"Defeated with dignity"
BONUS PREDICTION
Ohio State - 987
Rutgers - 0
November 15th, 2019 at 8:10 PM ^
I think you may be overestimating Rutger's defense.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:34 AM ^
We go into halftime up something like 10-3. Their offense's short drives finally take a toll on their defense in the second half and we win 28-10.
Cautiously optimistic. But I predict that at around 11:30am, after 3 hours of tailgating/boozing, I'll drunkenly lay down a bet that we cover the spread.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:42 AM ^
6 fgs in the second half?
November 15th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
Apparently I can't do math. 27-10*
November 15th, 2019 at 10:44 AM ^
I thought the exact same thing....
November 15th, 2019 at 10:37 AM ^
24-14, Michigan.
I think MSU will score first on their scripted drive to take a lead, we'll slowly push back and at halftime it'll be something like 10-7 Michigan. Then we'll pull away a bit late in the 3rd/early 4th, then MSU scores a TD in the last few minutes in a way that though you know it doesn't matter, feels annoying (à la the 2016 game).
November 15th, 2019 at 10:37 AM ^
Michigan 20 MSU 13
November 15th, 2019 at 10:40 AM ^
M 27 MSU 14
November 15th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
Fuck it...
Michigan 45, MSU 10
It's happening, gentlemen.
November 15th, 2019 at 10:43 AM ^
Mich 34 - 10
November 15th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
Michigan 38 state 17
November 15th, 2019 at 10:48 AM ^
27-13 good guys....