*outside source - The reason UofM QBs are struggling
An outside source states that the real reason UofM QBs are struggling is the lack of mobility in their britches. One UofM QB is on record of saying, “Jorts. Give me Jorts. They’re an extension of myself and a reflection of me, an individual. That’s all that is”. When asked about what is wrong with the current uniforms, “ why don’t we have awesome fray on our uniforms? Did the university purchase football shorts instead of football pants and then not decide to cut them? Thus deciding against the awesome fray”?
Will the fray keep us away from a potential playoff run?
September 12th, 2019 at 8:27 PM ^
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
September 12th, 2019 at 8:28 PM ^
User name checks out.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:44 PM ^
Seems like I've heard this "jorts" thing somewhere else:
September 12th, 2019 at 10:29 PM ^
Nice recall! I'd forgotten about this classic.
September 12th, 2019 at 11:08 PM ^
Thanks! The pickled pigs feet one is a favorite as well
September 12th, 2019 at 10:04 PM ^
It's a struggle. Can't use jorts because Ohio State already has a trademark on them.
September 13th, 2019 at 11:16 AM ^
THE Jorts is trademarked, regular jorts can still be used.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:16 PM ^
no, they trademarked “THE” Jorks, not all jorks.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:29 PM ^
Would this be considered 'an inside' source?
September 12th, 2019 at 8:30 PM ^
It’s been a hard day at work. I need some of whatever you’re on!
September 12th, 2019 at 8:32 PM ^
The threads in this place are just careening downhill...
September 13th, 2019 at 9:52 AM ^
And frankly, I love it. My buddy is a millionaire in the mitten and installs security systems for the most exclusive clientele - I may create a thread to discuss some tantalizing things said during a recent install pertaining to Michigan football.
September 13th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
flagged for multi-user names
September 12th, 2019 at 8:35 PM ^
This is the worst post I’ve ever read. And there’s been some junk posted lately so that’s saying a lot.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:37 PM ^
Go on....
September 12th, 2019 at 8:59 PM ^
I've read worse...today
September 13th, 2019 at 8:05 AM ^
Junk somewhere else too
September 12th, 2019 at 8:40 PM ^
Can we start banning people who start these asinine posts?
September 12th, 2019 at 8:42 PM ^
Show some respect. I am legend
September 12th, 2019 at 10:11 PM ^
You are a legend in your own mind.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
He's a legend. Not as legend as me, but still a legend none the more. Show some gawd dayum respekt.
September 12th, 2019 at 10:24 PM ^
Best put some respek on his name.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:41 PM ^
Sensiblechuckle.jpeg
September 12th, 2019 at 8:45 PM ^
This site at a new all time low
September 12th, 2019 at 8:49 PM ^
Said Mr. 2 years 8 months... Bro, do you even fucks with omg shirtless???
September 12th, 2019 at 8:49 PM ^
I’ve always liked the cut of your jib, FB. We should totes get high together while in our jorts. But the Hatter has to come too.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:53 PM ^
Reddiwip only, fool. Leave that shwag at home.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:15 PM ^
What about me? Can I cum?
September 12th, 2019 at 9:27 PM ^
Smokes, let’s go!
September 12th, 2019 at 8:49 PM ^
I can't wait for the bye week to end.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:54 PM ^
The inability of people to laugh at their ridiculous obsessions.
September 12th, 2019 at 8:54 PM ^
make them stuff acouple adderal b4 the game. They would be mike vick fast
September 12th, 2019 at 8:59 PM ^
Just wow!
September 12th, 2019 at 9:05 PM ^
I think we've reached the point where when someone wants to post a new thread they need to submit it to the moderators for approval. If the moderators approve the thread, they will then post it on the board.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:09 PM ^
I think you’d be disappointed, playa.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:06 PM ^
What the fuck is even going on anymore
September 12th, 2019 at 9:16 PM ^
Shindiggery and conflappery.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:13 PM ^
About fucking time someone calls out the lack of jorts! Fuck John Oneil!!!
September 12th, 2019 at 9:17 PM ^
I just SHIT my socks.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:17 PM ^
Wow, just wow. You sir, are a fucking idiot.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:19 PM ^
Do tell...
September 12th, 2019 at 9:24 PM ^
Lighten up Francis
September 13th, 2019 at 4:07 AM ^
I was willing to admit that this thread was kind of funny until Darker Blue defended it.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^
Fritos are as addictive as cocaine, by the way.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:38 PM ^
Chili flavored ?