The Otter?

Submitted by Goblue89 on
I think I missed something here, but can someone please explain who "the Otter" is?

sleepdoc

December 31st, 2008 at 11:41 AM ^

The otter is the "man whose name cannot be spoken", aka "Thor", aka the "guy in the directory who may or may not be going to Michigan" aka "The Big Jokester" aka "Cass Tech Hero" aka "The Soup Can of Destiny" We will not mention his real name for it will cause Mass Hysteria, Panic, the Biblical Plagues of Egypt, destruction of precious recruiting and ranking status, and the Rapture where we who are the good and Champions of the West will face Lesticles and his evil army of undereducated 4th down bayou mutants. He is our modern day Candyman - if we say his name three times in a mirror, we will be attacked by a ghostly apparition that will haunt our running backs in Big Ten - SEC match ups for time and eternity. Or - you can just go to the front page and scroll down approximately three Bryan Cook entries and you will find "The Otter" true identity. Good luck and god bless. And please - WHATEVER YOU DO - do not mention his real name to anyone, ever!

AMazinBlue

December 31st, 2008 at 2:15 PM ^

The mere mention of any portion of his name unleashes the mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together, real Wrath of God type stuff. "Is this true?" "Yes, it's true. This man has no name."