OT: Update from Bolivia. 2013 Version [READ ME!]
Figured an update on Year 2 of my sentence was appropriate.
Doing well down here, things have settled down dramatically after the Mayan apocalypse didn't come to fruition. Was actually kinda nuts here for a while. One of the villagers came to my tent and told me of the misfortune at PSU and the possible matriculation of one fine Mr. Zettel to Michigan, but alas, like the Mayan prophecy, no dice. In any event, I'm starting to enjoy life down here. Found myself a nice Bolivian wife, and I'm proud to annouce we are expecting a future BKFinest, Jr. in the coming year.
Glad to see things are back in order up in the States under Mr. Hoke. Back to back excellent recruiting classes portend to a strong Michigan future. Sendling love to all of you. Sorry for the brevity, just not sure how long this bootleg wireless feed I was able to steal from my neighboring villager will last.
Until next time...
Go Blue, and with love, yours truly,
BKFinest
[Edit: PGB - In the words of our beloved Brady Hoke . . . This is TREMENDOUS!]
January 8th, 2013 at 11:24 PM ^
i heard there was a good recruit out of bolivia michigan was trying to get. any info on him?
January 8th, 2013 at 11:26 PM ^
i hope bk j. becomes a michigan fan!!
January 9th, 2013 at 7:46 AM ^
"Oblivion" becoming "Bolivia" is courtesy of Mike Tyson. ...and his pidgeons.
January 9th, 2013 at 8:17 AM ^
Time served + good behavior = parole eligible very soon. Your passport should be valid for U.S. re-entry very soon. Great to know you're thrivin' down south.
January 9th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^
MGoBlog is like the Mexican justice system these days (post-apocolypse) . . . its much harder to get out of Bolivian than it used to be using simple negbang threads (see, e.g., FuManBlue's liberation back in 2010, I think). Now the appears go to the moderators (bureaucrats on the take) rather than the masses and the moderators are all a--holes.
