OK, if according to an earlier thread fat jokes are getting old, let's start hearing some Tiger Woods jokes.
Did you hear what he and his wife were doing out at 2:30am? Clubbing.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still belowpar.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of clubs -- they will be called "Clubs You Can Beat Tiger With".
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name? Cheetah
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
Most sports advocates believe Tiger Woods' incident with his wife will actually improve his golf game.
Let's face it; when you get hit in the head with a seven iron, you are going to see a lot of birdies!
Tiger should change his name to "Lion Cheetah"
Elin just got a new job as a consultant. Phil Mickelson hired her so she could tell him how to beat Tiger.
Did you hear Elin is working on a new pre-nup? Apparently, she already has it ironed out.
What did Elin do with the leftover turkey after Tiger ruined Thanksgiving dinner? She made him a club sandwich.
Tiger backed out of his driveway into a fire hydrant and a tree...he couldn't decide whether to hit an iron or wood.
He decided to change his first name from Tiger to CHEATAH!
what does tiger and baby seals have in common?
they both get clubbed by norwegians
Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.
Elin married Tiger for his looks and personality. Zing!
What’s the difference between a pitching wedge and a Cadillac Escalade?
Tiger can back up a pitching wedge no problem.
Why does Tiger wear two pairs of pants?
In case his wife attacks him with a golf club.
Driving always was a problem for Tiger.
From what I hear Jimmy Kimmel and half of this blog had an affair with Tiger.
Did you hear Tiger will not be asked to join the next US Ryder Cup team?
Seems he get beat by European girls.
Lots of good jokes even though this happend like 2-3 days ago.
How many women was Tiger Woods really involved with?
My guess is 18.The hazard filled Inter Course.
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What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Becuase she hates the driver.
do you know what other prominent figure cheated on his wife with multiple women??
leave the dude alone, all he's doing is living out all of our dreams of someday cheating on our Norwegian model wives with multiple celebrities.
I wouldn't call loud mouth tool's girlfriend from the vh1 reality show, "tool academy", a celebrity.
nice name weirdo
no matter how hot she is, there's some guy, somewhere, who's sick of her shit.