OT: Official SEC application form leaked
September 22nd, 2011 at 5:16 AM ^
I believe you have stumbled upon a fake version of the application form here.
The real one includes the option "c) To cover up alleged wrong doings" in the Compliance Director question.
September 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 AM ^
Where is the section for listing outstanding warrants ?
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:09 AM ^
Hmm... I wonder if it is a timed application, so they can gauge an applicants' speed.
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:24 AM ^
Down here, it's not the Civil War; it's the "War of Northern Aggression." Other than that, he nailed it.
September 22nd, 2011 at 5:54 PM ^
Down in New Orleans we prefer "The War for Southern Independence"
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:33 AM ^
for football recruits who might score too high on their college entrance exams? (If not, said recruits may need to be sent to Vandy)
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:53 AM ^
The ACC app was enjoyable too; however, since the folks in that region aren't as dominant at anything (including being skull-thumpingly dense), it's a little harder to write funny sarcasm about them.
September 22nd, 2011 at 6:58 AM ^
Here you go.
September 22nd, 2011 at 7:04 AM ^
Lose with integrity or step on a baby's neck on your way to the podium, to hoist the crystal trophy?
September 22nd, 2011 at 7:21 AM ^
Will your fan base call in the Paul Finebaum show and feed his troll Alabama ego?
Yes/No
If the answer is "yes" do you accept the fact that Nick Saban is the Second coming of Bear and PAWWWL is his prophet?
September 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM ^
since they formed as a reaction against the confederacy. Sorry, boys, your fate was sealed when you picked the wrong side in 1861!
September 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM ^
Looks legit to me!
September 22nd, 2011 at 8:58 AM ^
Seen it before, but it's hilarious. Good shit.
September 22nd, 2011 at 9:32 AM ^
I'm totally going to highjack this thread, but for good reason. I cannot start a thread on this worthy topic so someone else should...today is none other than Denard Xavier Robinson's 21st birthday. That is all.
September 22nd, 2011 at 9:45 AM ^
I would believe this if I ever met someone from the SEC that is literate.
September 22nd, 2011 at 9:44 AM ^
Looks about right to me.
September 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 AM ^
Not trying to hijack! Hoke just finished his Thursday interview on 97.1 The Ticket. 9:10A.M Thursday mornings. In response to SDSU coach's comment about spanking UM and making Hoke eat Crow. Hoke replies, "Crow tastes pretty good with BBQ sauce on it." For some reason I think he might really know, washing it down with beer.
September 22nd, 2011 at 10:42 AM ^
I think that States Rights question might've been what screwed them over
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 AM ^
love it
September 22nd, 2011 at 12:00 PM ^
A week or two ago I was reading a stream of tweets from @edsbs, @celebrityhottub, @burritobrosshit and @nastinchka with some hash tags regarding ACC SEC and B1G admissions questions. They were quite amusing, though I am unable to search for them right now, but just wanted to get your hopes up...