OT: Kiper's "Mel-bag"? Ewwwww.
This one of the headlines on the main page of ESPN.com:
"Kiper: Very rare appearance of the 'Mel-bag'"
I don't even wnat to think about what this means. And I don't think you want to, either.
(I'd provide a link, but it may be gone by the time you get there. And the article itself has a different headline. But I had to preserve this for posterity in some way).
February 5th, 2010 at 12:45 PM ^
Mel Kiper Jr. looks like a vampire with a perm.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:46 PM ^
You know you want to. Touch it, love it.
February 5th, 2010 at 12:52 PM ^
I can't tell the difference:
February 5th, 2010 at 12:56 PM ^
I see DOO vampires! Von, doo! DOO VAMPIRES!
February 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
The capital letters and exclamation points enhance the perception of your avatar yelling at me. Please, make it stop.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:04 PM ^
One! Two! Three! Three Stars! Ha ha ha....
(sorry too much Sesame Street with my kid)
February 5th, 2010 at 1:49 PM ^
What an amazing observation for whoever put that together. I love the boing noise after the spiders on the wall part.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:06 PM ^
Look at that thumbnail pic of him in this link. He seriously looks like the count. You guys had that spot on! Ha!
http://search.espn.go.com/mel-kiper-jr./
February 5th, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^
It's the Mel Kiper version of a douche-bag, yet more specific.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:00 PM ^
is... Webster's definition of a douchebag with bad hair?
February 5th, 2010 at 1:52 PM ^
I'd like to kick Mr. Kiper in the Mel-bag.