Smoothitron

August 4th, 2015 at 3:32 PM ^

I don't think we should take this story too seriously, as the details are still Fozzie.



We don't want to encourage any Gonzo journalism



The responses on Twitter are horrifying, are we a bunch of Animals?

markusr2007

August 4th, 2015 at 4:49 PM ^

80% of divorces are filed no fault by the wife.

Can't wait until the alimony decision goes public.  Should be a doozy given Ms. Piggy's high-maintenance profile.

Kermit, you poor, sick bastard.

Esterhaus

August 4th, 2015 at 9:19 PM ^

 

Pork hocks and frog legs are on the Swedish menu. And these two Muppets expected impartial relationship counseling from a Swedish chef? They're supper. Run Kermie run.