OT: Johnny Manziel released by the Browns
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the Cleveland Browns have waived Johnny Manziel.
In a statement given to the press Mr. Manziel reportedly said that he'll be enjoying this off-season by drinking as much champagne as possible and snorting cocaine off of every flat surface and naked body he comes into contact with.
"I figure I can party it up pretty hard before I have to hit rehab, again, before the start of next season"
Color me shocked.
They are really good at drafting the right players.
If you are a Lions fan, then you are living in the proverbial glass house.
Lions 1st round draft picks who have made pro bowls since 2000: 5
Browns 1st round draft picks who have made pro bowls since 2000: 6
Combined Super Bowl appearances: 0...........should we really be making fun of each other?
Really, wow....
Hopefully this will wake him up so he can get some help
Cant decide on which "Manziel memory" I'll cherish most. There are many to choose from as a Browns fan:
Money Phone
Inflatable Swan
Christmas Eve Cigars
Honest coach I'll behave during the bye week....TRUST ME
And my personal favorite (but never filmed) BILLY!!!!
ill will upon people. Especially not in sports. But I want him to suffer, poor broke and lonely for the rest of his life. Maybe its the spoiled rich kid angle. Maybe its because Ive been hurt by addicts in the past. Maybe its his punchable face...I hope he lives a long life, well into his 70s...and I hope the entire time he has to scrounge for substandard wages, feeling the pain most Americans feel each and every day, just trying to scrape out enough of an existence to pay the freaking kids orthodontist bill so they can finally get the danged things removed. If theres one person in the world who deserves no good fortune at all, its this guy.
March 12th, 2016 at 11:30 PM ^
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March 13th, 2016 at 12:09 PM ^
however he has his head in the clouds when it comes to life. Right now he is a drunk. He will find out soon enough what it takes to make a living. I am sure he will blow through his football money quickley enough. He did get a 4 million signing bonus plus his salary. But he can't make that last the rest of his life. He will need a job at some point. And even if he gets through a rehab at some point, what football team would even give him a tryout? He's not a NFL QB. He can run but his arm isn't all that great. Maybe arena football.
And then comes the stuff about beating on women. If that is true he ass should be in jail. Getting pissed at a woman is one thing, but hitting a woman makes you a pussy in my book.
I don't see many teams, if any, wanting to come within 100 yards of him. He's got to get himself some real help before he thinks about getting back on the football field.
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Actually, Manziel's "statement" to the press was a master job of trolling:
"I will always remember the support I received from the organization, my teammates and especially the fans."
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a Celebutante.