April 30th, 2010 at 11:49 AM ^
It's Favre.
that's who this thread was about.
April 30th, 2010 at 11:52 AM ^
He doesn't know what to do with himself if he were not playing, he should quit and go coach HS football somewhere and just be happy to be the town celeb.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:32 PM ^
because if he doesn't, he'll end up so bored that all he'll do is diddle the fiddle, and being so used to an audience, he'll expect us all to watch and applaud.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:43 PM ^
he'll probably miss the tissue.
April 30th, 2010 at 11:54 AM ^
Did his wrangler jeans get stuck up his behind?
He'll be back. He doesn't know what else to do.
April 30th, 2010 at 11:55 AM ^
In fact they had to cut out the crotch of the jeans to get them off of him...he will start a new brand called dangler jeans.
April 30th, 2010 at 11:54 AM ^
I used to not dislike Favre but his games and holding teams hostage is getting really old.
After the season he just had and the way it ended you know he is coming back to try and ride off like Elway did. I hope he retires so I don't have to hear his sad sad story of his love of the game and how he needs to prove himself to the Packers over and over.
Vikes would not have done anything to address qb in draft regardless. They are satisfied with Jackson and Rosenfels as backup plan. Childress thinks he can win with any qb because of his own "kick ass offense" and his own genius. He wants Favre back, but it will not change a thing if he is not from Childress' perspective.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:00 PM ^
Brett Farve sneezing is also news worthy if you ask Rachel Nichols.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:11 PM ^
Favre not wanting to attend training camp. He hasn't gone to camp in four years.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:18 PM ^
He doesn't really need to, either.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:21 PM ^
You're absolutely right.
Neither does Steve Hutchinson, Adrian Peterson, Percey HARVEY, Sidney Rice, Fat Pat Williams, Antoine Winfield, nor Adam Longwell.
So, i hope they all cut out of camp as well.
he could the 500 reps and the drill involving ball slapping to learn how to not drop the damn football.
of course as a Saints fan he can skip practice as often as he wants.
if we're gonna go negative, then Brett Favre actually needs to be in training camp, if only to practice the epic manner by which he's going to screw his team in the last minute of their season for the fourth consecutive year.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:27 PM ^
A new more creative way to keep the country "hanging on your every move." Seriously with this guy? The thing is, the ESPNs of the world will report this thing minute by minute until he ineveitably returns after two or three tear filled press conferences. The Brett Farve saga is truly its own species, unlike any other story in sports. It is a never ending, self-propelling story that is constantly reported on, but that nobody actually cares about.
Here we go again.
April 30th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
find a way to ensure no doctor will do the surgery? That would do a great service to NFL fans across the country.
... tim tebow
Slow news day at the world wide leader.
Expect the expose: What's Favre's co-pay? Any second now....
Another summer of having to hear about Brett....it will be so exciting.