OT: EDSBS- The leaked Dantonio rebranding PR campaign memos
They need to stay off the drugs over there. This is Hollis' leaked memo on a PR campaign improving MD's image. Sounds like he needs some "wow factor". Some of the highlights:
Need to do more to cultivate MD's bad boy image. Maybe have him part his hair on the other side every now and then. Double pleat Wednesdays. Night vision photos of him eating Twizzlers in his car.
By June we need Coach to be THE go to guy at events in the state of Michigan - Kiwanis raffles, Target openings, detours due to downed trees - MD needs to be there!
Too bad they did not ask for suggestions from this board. Read the rest here.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/3/4/4063716/leaked-memo-th…
I am pretty sure Dantonio does not have his home filled with wire and bricks that he calls friends.
ya, not sure if serious...
Wait a minute...
"Hire an animal for an offensive coordinator. Nothing weird or gay like a peacock, but something like a walrus. "
Maybe this is real, or maybe they think it is:
New OC, Jim Bollman.
a baby walrus
...is which?
I don't know which one to shoot!
Which one should I aspire to when I'm sufficiently old enough to join a fraternal organization?
Fast fingerz. I's got em.
there is no age limit on those clubs. i'm 34 and have been a Moose member for years.
Not a joke, I just assumed (obviously incorrectly) that these clubs catered towards retirees. So what are the benefits of being an Elk - I'm seriously curious - and what are the fees like?
I inspire to be an U30 Elk member myself
Your head
Thinking an article on EDSBS is serious is like thinking an article on The Onion is serious.
I think you knew it was a joke, and just wanted to share it with us.