OSU Presents: World's Hottest Tailgate Jamz

Submitted by Blazefire on

Now you can throw a cool tailgate and a flaming-hot after game party with just one CD of the freshest, hottest, funkiest pump-up jams and smoothest, coolest, guarenteed to help you make your move bedroom sounds! Don't delay, order today!

I can't help but think that Jim Flechtner is displeased.

Image via @TheTripleDeke

LSAClassOf2000

June 19th, 2012 at 5:44 AM ^

http://www.amazon.com/The-OSU-Tailgate-CD-Vol/dp/B002U3DNTU

The track listing is somewhere near  the middle of the page. I actually am disappointed that there is no Wham! on here, because an Ohio tailgate suddenly breaking into "Everything She Wants" would be pretty funny. It is also worth noting that, when I searched this, the first volume was on CDUniverse and people who had bought it are apparently also fans of Ottorino Respighi.

Tater

June 19th, 2012 at 8:48 AM ^

You could roll a "road apple" in scarlet and gray powdered sugar, call it "THE Ohio State University Game Day Pastry," and they would buy it in Columbus.