The Onion: Strong side, weak side
So the Onion has some pretty funny images called strong side, weak side about athletes. I figured on a slow Sunday before our boy Tom goes for 7 TDs to break his own record, I would skim through these images and post the Michigan related ones. Please visit The Onion if you like these, so I feel less unbeveled guilt about bogarting their images..
January 22nd, 2012 at 9:48 AM ^
Enough gay jokes on the Tom Brady one?
January 22nd, 2012 at 9:50 AM ^
Yeah, the older ones must have had a different writer. They weren't all that great. The new ones are all pretty funny though.
January 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 AM ^
Thanks for sharing. Definitely checking out the rest.
January 22nd, 2012 at 10:10 AM ^
All the Pryor lines.....sooo true.
January 22nd, 2012 at 10:11 AM ^
"Only won the 2006 Rose Bowl by disguising himself as the BCS computer and saying "Florida" in a robot voice"
-funny, still hurts a little
January 22nd, 2012 at 10:15 AM ^
These are all great, I wonder if they have one for Megatron though
January 22nd, 2012 at 11:29 AM ^
I liked this one about Long:
Though good at pushing, is fairly poor at shoving.
January 22nd, 2012 at 11:54 AM ^
"Having mediocre season makes him feel like he's dying or something"
January 22nd, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^
My policy is that The Onion is fucking stupid. This reconfirms.
January 22nd, 2012 at 12:38 PM ^
Did your waiter buddy scoop you on that?
January 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 PM ^
"Could have played in any state, chose Ohio." Haha
January 22nd, 2012 at 12:54 PM ^
Jake Long scored in the high 20s on the Wonderlic, if I recall. The "4" comment seems somewhat uncharitable.
January 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 PM ^
"Went to Michigan, so he'll probably be fucking insufferable about that"
January 22nd, 2012 at 3:11 PM ^
"No longer has to pretend he knows what classes are."
Bow down to Palmer!
January 22nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM ^
I've been reading these for a while now. They cover all sports, even golf, tennis, racing, etc. Great way to kill a couple of hours.