September 2nd, 2014 at 8:45 PM ^
She'll most likely refuse to date you.
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:48 PM ^
Well, I won't say that such a situation could not happen, but I am fairly certain that my wife of ten years - who was sitting off camera and rolling her eyes the entire time I was doing this - would strenuously object to the idea of having something on the side.
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:54 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:40 PM ^
Weird
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:48 PM ^
Bro is Mgomarried.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:07 PM ^
It occurred to me as I watched that video how much alike are the hairdos on you and your avatar. It may be the blue goatee throwing me off....
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:24 PM ^
For any other MGoBloggers who want to take the lemon challenge using dining utensils. I section and consume a lot of grapefruit; this technique has never failed me:
1. Take a small paring knife and cut around the inside of the lemon,just between the pith and section membrane, until completing the full diameter.
2. Make one incision from inside one section to the center of the fruit.
3. Insert a small spoon into the cut section and twist in and up, releasing a pie-shaped piece of fruit.
4. Once the first section is released you can repeat without the need for the relief cut on the other sections.
5. ?????
6. Profit.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:31 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:41 PM ^
Bravo
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:43 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:05 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:44 PM ^
Brian said he'd "eat a lemon on the internet". Does a podcast really count? I posit that it does not. Internet implies video evidence.
Thoughts?
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:58 PM ^
Ace said they'd do it at the next MGoPodcast taping, with video. That will be on Sunday.
I also nominated mgrowold yesterday and he said he'll be doing it sometime this week.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:00 PM ^
Good nominations.
*don't get any funny ideas, mgrow.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:21 PM ^
That quote implies to me that he will eat a lemon while sitting on top of a server at Google headquarters.
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:52 PM ^
I trust him.
If I was doing UFR's, I'd probably just start making shit up by the time I got to the Indiana game. But you can trust Brian.
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:44 PM ^
Lots of lemon fans on this site. You guys may be interested in lemonparty (dot) org
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:45 PM ^
embed for the board?
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:20 PM ^
Obvious sarcasm is obvious, but I distinctly remember friends tricking people into searching that site when I was in high school. Boy was I glad I didn't have a smart phone back then...
(On another note, never take website suggestions from someone that has an avatar like that and is also name Carlos Spicyweiner)
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:11 PM ^
Welp, just lost my dinner. SMH.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:25 PM ^
Lemons are always good with a side of spun meat courtesy of meatspin.com
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:48 PM ^
I have never eaten an entire lemon, but I honestly believe Brian was making this into a much bigger deal than he had to.
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:52 PM ^
My kid eats lemon slices all the time. He seems to really enjoy it.
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:53 PM ^
I'm not so sure that training camp is allowed when it comes to this seedy activity. After gRINDing this over a bit, though, we'll let it pass. A for effort, D for coming close to ND or ohio academic standards (I ain't come here to eat lemon?)
September 2nd, 2014 at 8:55 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:07 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:16 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:07 PM ^
LSA - I had this very distinct, detailed idea of what you looked like in my head, and now it's ruined. I hate the internet, kills the imagination.
Job well done, however.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:11 PM ^
I always thought LSA was black. I was WAY off.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:13 PM ^
He has ancestors from Africa.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
He blessed the rains down in Africa.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:25 PM ^
I always assume that everyone on the internet is Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:14 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:12 PM ^
Just squeezed lemon on my pad thai - delish.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:39 PM ^
I'm changing my avatar to M-Liver. Just need a new costume . . .
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
You know, now that I think about it, if we watch our fearless leaders eat lemons like that it is going to really make me doubt them. Like, you never see a president eat a lemon and put it on the internet, or a dictator.
That being said I'm very eager to watch Brian's lemon eating. Can't wait.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:26 PM ^
I named Ahmadinejad in my ice bucket challenge, but no luck so far.
September 2nd, 2014 at 11:13 PM ^
He's such a friendly looking dictator.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:20 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:30 PM ^
It's not like his avatar gave it away or anything.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:35 PM ^
I had never really looked at it, nor am I that familiar with the show. But I do feel a bit dumb now...looking at it.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:33 PM ^
the manner of your eating of the second 1/2 of the lemon is called 'montana red dog', and comes from the habit we had in college of taking our dip (chewing tobacco) without using hands. simply opening up the tin and, in effect, biting the tobacco and packing it neatly in one fell swoop. took some practice, especially if you had 4 of anything to drink. fortuntately it's been 30 years since i dipped - a habit left in college.
fyi, the montana red dog comes courtesy of and in honor of one of our college buddies from montana. so crazy was bakes that he once came face to face with a treed mountain lion on a hunt, on purpose. but that's a story over a few beers. we'll plan that mgobbq for november.
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:44 PM ^
You old.
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:11 PM ^
Well, I hope 36 isn't all that old, although I believe it might be at least slightly above the median age for MGoBlog. Either way, perhaps it is the fact that I didn't wear my glasses when I did this. Then again, perhaps the glasses would make me look older. I am so confused now.
September 2nd, 2014 at 10:27 PM ^
September 2nd, 2014 at 9:56 PM ^
Too bad Smell-O-Vision hasn't come to the internet yet.