Myth Thoughth onth RithRoth
Tho everyoneth hath beenth athkin meth whath Ith thinkth abouth RithRoth otherworkingth theth playerth ath Mithiganth. Wellth, whenth Ith wath ath Arthkanthath, Ith hath thome playerth whoth uthed toth complainth abouth howth hardth Ith'd workth themth. Tho, Ith tookth offth myth belth anth tharted toth whipth themth liketh thled dogth! Wellth, abouth twoth minuteth laterth Ith notithed myth panth wereth aroundth myth ankleth! Allth theth guyth wereth laughingth. Anth Ith tellth youth, weth wereth nether clother ath a teamth.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:01 PM ^
I think you've been taking lessions from sccoby dumb and yaba doo ya wanker.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:02 PM ^
I think you'll find truer words have never been spoken.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:04 PM ^
I, for one, had a really hard time trying to read your post. As a math major I desperately wanted to write
th*("...words...") to simplify the whole thing.
My humble suggestion is to find a way to mock Lou Holtz accent in a fashion that is still readable so I can read your comments.
In other words, I do want to read your post but the th's made it inaccessible, and the joke will only take you so far.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:07 PM ^
shut up he has a constitutional right to mock louth holth any way he wants to ith the 78th ammendment.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:08 PM ^
Thon, I tellth you whath. Yourth abtholutely right.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:06 PM ^
You managed to put a lisp on the word 'I'
August 30th, 2009 at 10:41 PM ^
This might be harder to read than Everyday Should Be Lemsday
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August 30th, 2009 at 10:48 PM ^
I didn't believe this was actually the real Doctor Lou until the last sentence. Nice payoff.
August 31st, 2009 at 1:01 AM ^
this post is all kinds of awesome.