"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
- Member for
- 5 years 9 weeks
|1 year 8 weeks ago||It theemed bad whenth He wath||
It theemed bad whenth He wath on that croth... and I tellth you what, He thowed them. And we're abouth to do the thame tonight!
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Thinthinatti is a heckth of a||
Thinthinatti is a heckth of a thool
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Thith really ithn't the thort||
Thith really ithn't the thort of thing anyone thould be making joketh about
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Backth at Arkanthath, we hath||
Backth at Arkanthath, we hath Eddie Thutton coathing our boyth on the harthwooth. They playthed harth every thingle game. And I tell youth whath, thethe Rathorbackth remind of ol' Eddie'th kidth
|1 year 13 weeks ago||Back at NThee Thate, we uthed||
Back at NThee Thate, we uthed to watth the thoftball recruith thcrimmage every theathon. Thothe girlth could really play thome ball
|2 years 13 weeks ago||Eventh I knowth theseth||
Eventh I knowth theseth aren'th thupposed to beth LOLCATS... doth ith betterth
|2 years 14 weeks ago||Michigan Stadium has played||
Michigan Stadium has played host to:
High school football
The Detroit Lions
Multiple Slippery Rock games
and GLIAC football games
absolutely yes to this
|2 years 14 weeks ago||It's almost as if they play||
It's almost as if they play 41 home games a year and therefore tickets are less valuable and there's less incentive for corporate ticket holders in the lower bowl to drive all the way downtown from their Oakland County homes to attend meaningless games in the middle of November. Surely you don't judge the popularity of baseball by the fact that there's a trillion empty seats at every regular season game in June?
Sorry for breaking character, but this is so fucktarded
|2 years 14 weeks ago||Thesh ADth at Zonath thaid he||
Thesh ADth at Zonath thaid he readth ith
|2 years 16 weeks ago||Whenth I wath coathing at||
Whenth I wath coathing at Minnethota, I hadth the thame problemth.I tellth youth whath, it'th a headth scratcherth
|2 years 16 weeks ago||Wellth Ith calledth Bobth||
Wellth Ith calledth Bobth todayth andth thaid "Heckth ofth a jobth, coachth"
|2 years 16 weeks ago||His lawyer impregnated a 16||
impregnated a 16 year old
how was he not disbarred?
|4 years 27 weeks ago||Thon, I tellth you whath.||
Thon, I tellth you whath. Yourth abtholutely right.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||Backth in the olth dayth, me||
Backth in the olth dayth, me anth George Perleth uthed to go out drinkingth in Eatht Lanthing. Anth I tell youth what... ith a heckth of a thity.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||Branthon Inthe ith a heckth||
Branthon Inthe ith a heckth oth a ballplather. That younth man hath nothing buth thucceth in fronth of him.
|4 years 34 weeks ago||I tell youth what, that||
I tell youth what, that Williamth Campbell ith a heckth of a football player.
|5 years 9 weeks ago||Pethe Carrolth wath an||
Pethe Carrolth wath an athithtant unther me ath Arkanthath. He'th a heckth oth a coach anth a man.