Yo_Blue

July 25th, 2017 at 3:51 PM ^

As one SEC power broker puts it: "It makes Ohio State-Michigan and Auburn-Alabama look like Sunday school." Robertson puts it another way: "It's the two runt puppies in the SEC West fighting for the hind teat. When you finally get locked on that hind teat, you do whatever you have to do to stay there, even if the other guy has to starve."

Esterhaus

July 25th, 2017 at 3:06 PM ^

Or to shoot a feral hog or something. Very briefly. And then I am back to gratitude for having grown up in Michigan where even the couch burners do not pull these stunts as a matter of course. Something in the water down there.

reshp1

July 25th, 2017 at 3:31 PM ^

Did they just randomly scramble the paragraphs? One is about Robertson, next is about Mars, then back again to Robertson... Funny article, but hard to follow.

Perkis-Size Me

July 25th, 2017 at 5:18 PM ^

Funny story, but this does not change my personal belief that there is next to nothing of value regarding anything in the state of Mississippi. Aside from maybe comedic value. 

Driven through that state several times on the way down to/from New Orleans. Could not drive through that state fast enough.