Mesko's Evil Half Brother?
Give the following:
- Mesko is our benevolent space emperor;
- space emperors are, necessarily, omniscient;
- any omniscient being -- let alone an omniscient pan-galactic deity -- would understand the stupidity of what occured on that fake punt deep in Michigan's end;
Then:
- the fake punt could not possibly have been executed by Zoltan Mesko, blessed be his hamstrings.
So my question is, does anyone have an HD recording of the game? Can somebody please zoom in and see if Mesko was sporting the telltale signs of half-blood imposterism, the goatee?
My sneaking suspician is Zoltan's long lost evil half blooded and chin-haired twin managed to take the field and attempt to destroy us from within. It is the only logical explanation.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:31 PM ^
This has to be it. I like the effort, I suppose, but I'd prefer if it was done outside the 30 yard line at least.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 PM ^
Everyone needs to lay the hell off of zoltan. He has been an amazing punter for four years and made one bad read today. He felt like he had a shot to get it and just made a poor split second decision, which I'm sure we all have done at least once. He just wanted to make a big play for his team and tried to do too
much, you can't fault him for that.
PS, this isn't directed at the OP or this thread, I know this is meant to be funny. I just wanted to comment on some of the negativity I've seen towards this kid after todays game
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:50 PM ^
Everybody wants a scape goat and I guess today it's Zoltan, the OL, and Mouton/Ezeh.
I'm just getting sick of people who just are negative nancies every week and just jump from one bad player to bad player.
We are young, I'm not trying to make excuses but when you are playing so many underclassmen and walk-ons you will not go undefeated.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:57 PM ^
Turnovers, dropped balls, and non-existent QB pass protection had a much larger impact on the game than Zoltan's one poor decision.
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 PM ^
That's exactly what I said.. I didn't blame Zoltan...
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^
Zoltan is an amazing punter...so he should stick to punting. It's certainly not just Zoltan's fault, in that situation he should have never had the option to begin with. However, it was still a bad read. It is what it is. He's a great punter, All-American in fact. But let's call a spade, a spade: it was a stupid play. GO BLUE!
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 PM ^
Well, it worked twice last year. Still not a smart play though. But he has been the best punter we've ever had. Many more good plays than bad ones.
October 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^
Yeah, his name is Xavier, and he's a giant asshole.
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 PM ^
Here is the culprit...
October 3rd, 2009 at 9:02 PM ^
That guy doesn't have the evil goatee that the OP described.
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:17 PM ^
I think the problem is that this time, Zoltan tried to run without one of his Highstep Fake Kicks. He just took it and ran.
October 3rd, 2009 at 8:50 PM ^
It was clearly Sherman, the conceivable, terrestrial Lord of bad punting and flexibility.
October 4th, 2009 at 12:12 AM ^
I found him
October 4th, 2009 at 11:23 AM ^
My god, good find man! It's him! Kicker of kittens! Burner-downer of orphanages! Runner of ill-advised fake 4th down punts!
Natloz Mesko!