Mesko's Evil Half Brother?

Submitted by derpDerpDerp on
Give the following: - Mesko is our benevolent space emperor; - space emperors are, necessarily, omniscient; - any omniscient being -- let alone an omniscient pan-galactic deity -- would understand the stupidity of what occured on that fake punt deep in Michigan's end; Then: - the fake punt could not possibly have been executed by Zoltan Mesko, blessed be his hamstrings. So my question is, does anyone have an HD recording of the game? Can somebody please zoom in and see if Mesko was sporting the telltale signs of half-blood imposterism, the goatee? My sneaking suspician is Zoltan's long lost evil half blooded and chin-haired twin managed to take the field and attempt to destroy us from within. It is the only logical explanation.

GoBlue65

October 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 PM ^

Everyone needs to lay the hell off of zoltan. He has been an amazing punter for four years and made one bad read today. He felt like he had a shot to get it and just made a poor split second decision, which I'm sure we all have done at least once. He just wanted to make a big play for his team and tried to do too much, you can't fault him for that. PS, this isn't directed at the OP or this thread, I know this is meant to be funny. I just wanted to comment on some of the negativity I've seen towards this kid after todays game

bouje

October 3rd, 2009 at 7:50 PM ^

Everybody wants a scape goat and I guess today it's Zoltan, the OL, and Mouton/Ezeh. I'm just getting sick of people who just are negative nancies every week and just jump from one bad player to bad player. We are young, I'm not trying to make excuses but when you are playing so many underclassmen and walk-ons you will not go undefeated.

mrjblock24

October 3rd, 2009 at 10:19 PM ^

Zoltan is an amazing punter...so he should stick to punting. It's certainly not just Zoltan's fault, in that situation he should have never had the option to begin with. However, it was still a bad read. It is what it is. He's a great punter, All-American in fact. But let's call a spade, a spade: it was a stupid play. GO BLUE!

jrt336

October 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 PM ^

Well, it worked twice last year. Still not a smart play though. But he has been the best punter we've ever had. Many more good plays than bad ones.