Make your Christmas tree so 2020
My wife collects Christmas ornaments which make great, easy to figure out Christmas presents for me to give to her. It's a good deal for me.
Anyway, I got the release information for the ornament below in my email today and wanted to share this to make sure all of you can make your Christmas tree so 2020 this year. I imagine the Christmas shop in Frankenmuth might also have such timely and timeless works of art.
Santa is quarantined with the elves at his North Pole workshop, so he doesn't need a mask.
Not interested in kitschy COVID related ornaments.
Am definitely interested in kitschy Christmas movie related ornaments.
Ho. Ho. Ho.
My daughter showed me this. She really wants one.
I think I'll pass on that ornament, thank you.
I want every ornament posted itt. So you guys know what to get me for Christmas.
We already know what to get you, Mr Four Times a Day: about a kilo of saltpeter. You randy bastard.
I'm not sure that a gigantic tirefire is the most festive thing, but hey if we need a 2020 ornament, we can definitely go for that one.
hey boys and girls, guess what? its 'woke santa!' he's got lots of toys for you all. why, let's look in santa's sleigh. here's a baseball bat, a can of mace, a ski mask for those cold southern california summer nights, some matches and an ax handle. boy o boy, doesn't that sound like a party?!